croquet
by Remo Gold on Jan 10, 2017 02:41:40
The act of two guys
scissoring. Namely due to the sheer number of balls and mallets involved, and how getting one of your balls into the
hairy hoop (ass)
counts as a score.
Example:
Kenny and
Preston said they were going out to have a smoke together, but we all knew they were going out to the
parking garage to play a little croquet.
croquet
by unknown on Nov 15, 2003 12:35:33
croquet
by darthlaurie on Apr 12, 2006 22:51:35
croquet
by ferrumplus on Jun 10, 2005 04:31:21
Once played by
hardy youngsters to prove who could sustain such a terribly dull pastime longer than the other as part of some sort of sick competition. Now played by ill-knowledged persons who know nothing of real sports. The height of croquet came about around the end of the 19th century but died soon after it was banned from the Olympics for being so horrendously boring and stupid. Vestiges of this game are commonly found hidden under a bunch of crap in the corner of
your grandpa's garage or a hundred feet deep within a
landfill.
Risque Croquet
by Mr. Amazon Fire Fighter on Feb 21, 2009 10:15:38
When you place a naked chick on the floor all spread open, you place a banana in between her legs, then you hit it with a
croquet mallet into her
Cooch Cannon.
gay croquet
by ginger dad on Apr 05, 2014 20:05:38
When
two guys have sex with one girl at the same time. Be it in the same
hole or in both vagina and
butthole. While doing this when their balls touch its gay croquet.
Example:
Boy 1. Dude that was so hot what we did last night.
Boy 2. Yeah it was but
my balls hurt from hitting your balls a little.
Boy 3.
So basically you had gay croquet and you think
thats hot ?
octopus croquet
by WTFAWTA on Dec 21, 2022 11:44:00
When you hang from the ceiling by your hands and have 2-3 partners hang by their hands or teeth from your nipples and genital
piercings whilst kicking their feet in an effort to kick the balls of the men who are lying naked and prone on the floor of
your mom's living room.
croquet set
by the Roflsaur on Oct 14, 2005 00:40:33
When you are playing
croquet and someone eats the balls and then the person who is with them sucks his
wang while
the others play croquet.
Example:
"Dude we were totaling playing
croquet and
Tom started giving a croquet set" said
Michael
croquet and golf carts
by Dr Bunnygirl on Sep 02, 2022 13:06:21