Contrived

Something that is created in a way that feels artificial and unrealistic, as apposed to something that arises spontaneously through nature.



Contrived
Something produced to look "all new" and shit but having the same content and atmosphere about it. These things are but are not limited to: actors, comedians, designers, TV shows, music, toys, appearance, sexual activity, even so much as a state of mind.
Example:
" I don't know, man...everything in our culture in this day and age is so contrived."

"pixar and dreamworks movies are very contrived"

"Hipsters actually are EXTREMELY contrived."


contrive
1)To cleverly plan or scheme.
2)To create through improvisation
Example:
1)John contrived a way to get large amounts of money with minimal effort.
2)Sam contrived a swing out of a rope and some scrap wood.


Plot Contrivance
Something that happens in the plot that is highly unlikely to happen, though still technically possible.

Different from plot hole as a plot hole is something that should be impossible to happen.
Example:
A scene featuring Q giving 007 his gadgets is a staple of James Bond films.
Now imagine if the film did not feature this and we see 007 using a never-before-seen gadget to get out of a tight situation. This would be a plot contrivance, as the audience would have zero reason to believe that 007 would have a gadget of this kind, though him having this gadget is still technically not impossible, preventing it from being a plot hole.


ecumenically contrived
A proven willingness to creatively modify scripture, oppress alternative translations and categorically deny contrary, dis-confirming evidence ... all in a desperate attempt to satisfy the criteria of messiahship.
Example:
If you came to understand that the 'virgin birth' was ecumenically contrived, would you still need to believe it? What about walking on water...?


Latest Searches

LEONARDO DICAPRIO, Pipsqueak, Matt Lee, go suck a lemon, Matt from Wii Sports, Matt Damon, jim, implied denial, MATT BRENNER, let me go, Classical liberalism, Matt Bellamy, ats, Matt, A flute, Setback juice, snot box, Matsuda, learn to live, on the chip, money man, matrix, mating call, Solid, Unconditional Sex, Maths, Lets get this bread, Just a bit, RTS, Mathieu, ask Jen, approximate, a smart, MATHEMATICAL RHOMBUS, two cocks, crispy, fast and the furious, Properly, mathamatical, Matha, the labyrinth, Math Homework, get pranked, dig up, promises, math, doing the do, cursive, Real Friend, Cannisters, shitkickers, never give up, Maternity leave, evolving, Celestiality, mate, mere, matching set, matata, pull a stunt, Terminator 2, mesmerize, Mat, Tweaking, hook up, Taylor swift, Prompter, when I when, punjabbed, masturbation, slice the pie, masturbating, MASTUBATION, Conformity, Cancellator, MASTUBATE, Pushing a, LOLCODE, masterbating, slopestyle, Grapefruiting, class a, ass penis, trashed, masters, crouched, Powder, masterrace, masterpiece, trying to be hip, masterchief, hey ya, else if, crunge, subsidiary, discombobulated, mastercard, Dylaned, lock-up, MASTERBAITING, Blue Command, get to work, to hell, masterbaiter, integration, Master Yi, Pathway to Possible, backup, vaginal hygiene, Intercom Tag, Master Sword, Terminators, Solutional, Master Shake, What make, unified field theory, Master of Puppets, Hint hint, You get the point, master commander, MASTER COCK, development, Master Chief, especially naked, Texas tech, how to, M*A*S*H, master cheif, I\'m, MASTER BLASTER, Get a bucket, Master, flash for flash, MASTAR, Mastadon, lovee, Seagulling, Massively, my sex life, ------, child pornography, massive tits, fetish porn, porn worn, talk therapy, sexiest woman alive, massive ego, porn out, massive dick, porn again, i snorted, massive cock, Massive, Eat dirt bitch, woodland, papa dukes, broke people, MASSIEL, Love song, love your family, this woman, beautiful woman, Masshole, pressies, Yasmin, masses, Massengill, poor girl, tv series, massed, massage parlor, Shop keeper, dog tired, massassi, personals, pics, massacre, slut me out, Most beautiful girl, HYUN, Mass Effect, cevapi, no outlet, Mass, orange shirt, One of them, No we, mason, Jackie Chan, public transport, casj, Kirstie Alley, masks, meat missle, the Atlanta, Girl 2, maski, mask on, Domestic, toilet paper, contrived, LEONARDO DICAPRIO, Pipsqueak, Matt Lee, go suck a lemon, Matt from Wii Sports, Matt Damon, jim, implied denial, MATT BRENNER, let me go, Classical liberalism, Matt Bellamy, ats, Matt, A flute, Setback juice, snot box, Matsuda, learn to live, on the chip, money man, matrix, mating call, Solid, Unconditional Sex, Maths, Lets get this bread, Just a bit, RTS, Mathieu, ask Jen, approximate, a smart, MATHEMATICAL RHOMBUS, two cocks, crispy, fast and the furious, Properly, mathamatical, Matha, the labyrinth, Math Homework, get pranked, dig up, promises, math, doing the do, cursive, Real Friend, Cannisters, shitkickers, never give up, Maternity leave, evolving, Celestiality, mate, mere, matching set, matata, pull a stunt, Terminator 2, mesmerize, Mat, Tweaking, hook up, Taylor swift, Prompter, when I when, punjabbed, masturbation, slice the pie, masturbating, MASTUBATION, Conformity, Cancellator, MASTUBATE, Pushing a, LOLCODE, masterbating, slopestyle, Grapefruiting, class a, ass penis, trashed, masters, crouched, Powder, masterrace, masterpiece, trying to be hip, masterchief, hey ya, else if, crunge, subsidiary, discombobulated, mastercard, Dylaned, lock-up, MASTERBAITING, Blue Command, get to work, to hell, masterbaiter, integration, Master Yi, Pathway to Possible, backup, vaginal hygiene, Intercom Tag, Master Sword, Terminators, Solutional, Master Shake, What make, unified field theory, Master of Puppets, Hint hint, You get the point, master commander, MASTER COCK, development, Master Chief, especially naked, Texas tech, how to, M*A*S*H, master cheif, I\'m, MASTER BLASTER, Get a bucket, Master, flash for flash, MASTAR, Mastadon, lovee, Seagulling, Massively, my sex life, ------, child pornography, massive tits, fetish porn, porn worn, talk therapy, sexiest woman alive, massive ego, porn out, massive dick, porn again, i snorted, massive cock, Massive, Eat dirt bitch, woodland, papa dukes, broke people, MASSIEL, Love song, love your family, this woman, beautiful woman, Masshole, pressies, Yasmin, masses, Massengill, poor girl, tv series, massed, massage parlor, Shop keeper, dog tired, massassi, personals, pics, massacre, slut me out, Most beautiful girl, HYUN, Mass Effect, cevapi, no outlet, Mass, orange shirt, One of them, No we, mason, Jackie Chan, public transport, casj, Kirstie Alley, masks, meat missle, the Atlanta, Girl 2, maski, mask on, Domestic,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!