mastercard

"Priceless", as in the commercials for Mastercard.



mastercard
The 3rd greatest invention ever. Spend all your money without carrying it round! Can be used to buy nearly everything, except da 1st gr8est invention (weed). Even if u get mugged, u can stop da fuckerz frm spendin yo $$$$'s.
Example:
Daughter: Daddy, I need $500!

Pisst of Father: Just take the card and spend as much as u want!

Daughter: yay!


Mastercard Moment
An event that would be appropriately defined as "priceless". This is not to be confused with a "Kodak Moment" because not all Mastercard Moments should be seen again.
Example:
"Did you see that Barista glare at me? I laughed so hard I was crying. It was a Mastercard Moment."


social mastercard
A person who can be employed in any social situation, someone who can twerk through carnival just as easily as chat to your Nonna
Example:
e.g. take Emma with you, everyone will love her, she's a social mastercard


Visa Visa MasterCard
The term used for the wealthiest sorority or fraternity on campus.
Example:
She thinks she is the best because she is in Visa Visa MasterCard.

Visa Visa MasterCard...Home of the rich dicks.


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