Cosmonaut Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Cosmonaut

cosmonaut

by DQ on Oct 23, 2003 09:27:15

An astronaut of Russia(or the former Soviet Union) is called a "cosmonaut". The word was derived from "kosmos"(universe) and "nautes"(sailor/navigator).

Example:
American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts.

cosmonaut

by Sapphirebug13 on Jan 21, 2022 05:18:08

A reference to a Philosophy Tube youtube video about suicide and mental health. Abigail(Philosophy Tube) tells in her personal story about mental health that when she got the urge to selfharm or attempt, she would feel like a cosmonaut.

Example:
Person 1:’ I feel like a cosmonaut’
Person 2:’are you okay? Do you want to talk about it

Cosmonauting

by SampsonCatt on Dec 14, 2007 05:53:40

When two males spacedock with either a turdildo or fresh poop. The Cosmonauting occurs when the males insert the turdildo into each others anuses and have a sort of homosexual intercourse with it. Heterosexual cosmonauting is called Spacedocking.

Example:
Ryan and Steve were very excited to be Cosmonauting together, but their fun was ruined when Denise walked in and caught them with a turdildo up their asses.

cosmonaut

by Amystopheles on Jul 13, 2007 12:10:16

An alcoholic beverage that mixes vodka and tang.

Tang = An astronaut's favorite.
Vodka = Russian alcohol
Cosmonaut = Russian astronaut.

Hence Tang + Vodka = Cosmonaut.

Example:
Man, Mike is so white trash. He was drinking cosmonauts in the middle of the afternoon yesterday.

the cosmonaut

by Senior Pants Party on Nov 03, 2006 17:33:07

1.The Simultaneous Space docking between two women. (See Space Dock)

2.When Two women do an inverted sitting position and shit in each others pussy.

Example:
Brenda: I Want to do something different.
Butch: Lets do a cosmonaut!
Brenda: I hope you ate your fiber.

Lets Do The Cosmonaut tonight!

cosmonaut

by E. Badman on Oct 24, 2005 17:48:16

The premiere person of their chosen field of study.

Example:
"He's was like a cosmonaut of criminal masterminds."

Filthy Cosmonaut

by $ad-Lo on Mar 31, 2011 05:02:02

Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.

Example:
Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.

Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.

Lisa: USA! USA!

cackpipe cosmonaut

by rxnxr on Oct 18, 2009 05:58:29

A slang, light-hearted term for a homosexual.

Example:
'Terry's gay, y'know...'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'

cackpipe cosmonaut

by no foreskin physicist on Apr 16, 2010 03:48:46

A cackpipe cosmonaut is one who prefers to dock in the rear loading bay.

Example:
dale winton = cackpipe cosmonaut

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