Days of the week

Monday – Damn, Monday’s suck!Tuesday – At least it’s not Monday!Wednesday – The week is half over!Thursday – Is it Friday yet?Friday – Thank God it’s Friday!Saturday – I did WHAT last night?Sunday – Damn, tomorrow is Monday!



Lindsley days of the week
A scheduled named different day of the week for an overweight individual. Man Boob Monday, Titty Tuesday, Wow Those Are Some Big Titties Wednesday, Thicky Thursday, Fatty Friday, Saggy Saturday, and Somebody Call The Titty Police Because Those Are Some Big Titties Sunday.
Example:
Guys, guess today is Man Boob Monday, according to the Lindsley days of the week! What an amazing day to start the week!


Only on days of the week that end in “y”.
Only on days of the week that end in “y”… a saying that just actually means “every frikin’ day”.
Example:
Example #1

Question: Do you drink often?

Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Example #2

Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.


Eight Days A Week
Eight days a week is another way of saying all the time, everyday, and 24/7. It has the same meaning. Eight days a week is also the name of a popular Beatles song made in the 1960s.
Example:
Dude 1: Dude, you’ve been masturbating to porn eight days a week.
Dude 2: IKR. I’m so addicted to it.

Dude 1: You need a real girlfriend, bro. You don’t want porn to be the only thing where you see naked girls for the rest of your life.

Dude 2: True. I just feel like I don’t have any luck with girls.
Dude 1: Just put yourself out there, man. Make more friends that are girls, and you’re meet someone special. I guarantee it.

Dude 2: I just have social anxiety. That’s why.
Dude 1: Don’t worry, bro. I’ll help you.


3-day-weed-week
The habit to smoke weed only on 3 days a week and with this act defining your personal 3-day-weekend at the same time.

On the other hand it's a rule, which helps stoners to keep 4 productive days to live the creative ideas the weed consumption in the other 3 days gave them.

The rule descents from the seek of balance, the constant lookout for keeping Ying and Yang in whatever sort of equilibrium.

If the rule is applied in a strict way, a day counts as as weed day whenever a first consumption takes place no matter what time of the day it is.
Example:
I tried straight edge some time, but now I am doing the 3-day-weed-week.


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