Deer In Headlights

A mental state of high arousal caused by anxiety, fear, panic, surprise and/or confusion, or substance abuse. A person experiencing the "deer in headlights" syndrome often shows behavioral signs reminding those of a deer subjected to a car's headlights, such as widely opened eyes and a transcient lack of motor reactions.



Deer in Headlights
When you accidently lock eyes with a bro taking a dump in the woods, and then you dream about him sexually.

AKA: The Brokeback Outhouse
Example:
Randy wanted to remain drinking buddies, but after the "Deer in Headlights," Doug just couldn't do it.


Deer in the headlights
when a man is receiving oral sex from his partner and chooses at a random time to stick his fingers in his partner's ears resulting in a surprised partner with bulging eyes and two thumbs up look like antlers.
Example:
Susie was sucking me off with her eyes closed, so I deer in the headlights her and whoa!


Deer in the Headlights
Deer in the Headlights is a great game when 2 people dress up in a 1 deer costume and walk in front of cars unexpectedly and hope to not get it.
This is best to do in a neighborhood or school zone.
Best to do at night.
Example:
Alex and Greg dressed in a deer costume, walked to the end of the neighborhood, his and waited for oncoming cars to come. Must be at night.
Deer in the Headlights.


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