quart
by fauxbourdon on Dec 04, 2005 06:32:30
noun. The
simultaneous co-occurrence of a queef and a fart; sometimes due to a
recto-vaginal fistula (small tear in the anal wall connecting the rectum to the
vaginal canal), but sometimes the result of a queef and fart occurring simultaneously by sheer coincidence.
verb. To queef and fart simultaneously.
Example:
Sheila spread her legs and let the juiciest quart I ever had the displeasure to hear. I couldn't believe how
loudly she
quarted.
Quart
by lord choddington on Jan 09, 2011 07:04:35
Example:
i was taking a bath with my girlfriend when she
quarted in the tub, i threw up on her
titz to even out the disgustingness of our what was meant to be a romantic
1 year anniversary. i took both towels and left her.
quart
by fauxbourdon on Dec 06, 2005 07:41:15
noun: a puff of air originating from the rectum but released from the vagina, i.e. a fart
redirected to the vagina.
verb: to produce or emit
a quart.
NOTE: this occurs when a woman has a
recto-vaginal fistula, i.e., a small tear in the lining between the rectum and the vaginal canal. Unlike a normal queef, a quart smells like a fart because the air comprising it originated from the digestive system.
Example:
Helen held her
asscheeks shut tightly, trying not to fart, but because of her
fistula, she couldn't help but let a huge quart insted.