Delusion

A false belief which cannot be explained by cultural norms and that the patient often holds strongly. There are many forms, two of which are grandiose (e.g., the belief that one is God) and persecutory (e.g., thinking that aliens are trying to kill him or her). Delusions are a form of psychosis which often occur in the course of a severe mental disorder, such as schizophrenia or bipolar disorder.



delusion
A condition affecting Tottenham fans whereby they're always convinced their going to win the Quadruple, and their newest ridiculously overpriced signing is heralded as "the next big thing".
Example:
"Denilson got injured on purpose"
You're suffering from delusion big-time


delusion
A condition afflicting arsenal fans, who believe that they are always hard-done by, their players never cheat, and Arsene Wenger never lies
Example:
"I didn't see it"
"The referee played as much stoppage time as was needed. The linesman definitely said 4 minutes"
"'If thats a foul I'm suffering from delusion' 'You are mate!
"


delusions
The Master and Commander of all things on earth. (see also: god) He strikes down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger on those who attempt to poison and destroy his brothers. And you will know he is the Lord when he lays his vengeance upon you. Resides on EFnet, mostly idle, but always there.
Example:
Did you see that guy? delusions? he's a prime-lookin' star-gazer.


delusions
a cracker who consumes his own duck butter that is enlisted in the army who has had gay sex 15 times in the last 2 months since he has found out he is out of the army.he enjoys black cocks and is often found in gay bars.
Example:
delusions is deluded and trite beyond his wrong and never mind his right to be gay,
for mardi gras he stole transexuals bras..


Musician Delusion
When a musician or band has an over inflated sense of talent. Fan base usually consists of family and friends whom are obligated to support them.
Example:
"I'd rather listen to stray cats in heat than one more minute of this crap, these guys have musician delusion."

"No dude, I'm sure that you'll be discovered in this midwestern dive bar, (under his breath as friend walks away) wow he's totally got musician delusion!"


Whipgraft Delusion
The phenomenon in which you catch your reflection in the mirror and get the sense that you're peering into the eyes of a stranger, as if you're looking at a police sketch of your own face aged forward 20 years, which would imply that the real you is out there somewhere, wandering the streets of your old neighborhood, still at large.
Example:
When looking into the mirror yesterday, I felt like I had the whipgraft delusion.


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