Dicks in the butt

A semi-undercover attempt to still say that someone is acting, has just said something or is "gay", "gay as hell" or "gay as fuck" without saying gay.**Best if used when in a situation where it may not necessarily be the most 'acceptable' to say that someone is acting or has just said something 'gay as hell' or 'gay as fuck'.



Dicks in the butt
Phrase: A curse, similar in meaning to God Damn.
Example:
You're just driving down the highway, all composed.
Then next thing you know you're forced to slam on your brakes because the fuck head in front of you is doing 65 and you're doing 120... What do you yell? "DICKS IN THE BUTT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE GET OUT OF MY WAY... PICK IT UP!!"


Dick In a Butt
An expression used to describe how tight something is. Tightness can either be the literal definition or the slang term.
Example:
"Damn, that dude's skinny jeans are tighter than dick in a butt."

"Oh shit, that freestyle was tighter than dick in a butt."


Dick in the Butt Syndrome
Otherwise known as DBS. When you have obsessive and compulsive thoughts about having a dick in your butt. This disease takes control of your life and brain, as it is literally the only thing you can ever think of.
Example:
Why are you sitting like that?
I have Dick in the Butt Syndrome. So it seems as though I have a dick in my butt, ergo I'm not sitting right.


DBDB (Dick-to-Butt Dick-to-Butt)
1. two men simultaneously analy penetrate each other
Example:
I woke up in the castro DBDB'd to some guy.
I had my first DBDB (Dick-to-Butt Dick-to-Butt) experience last night, it was worth it.


stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas
To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
Example:
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.


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