the rod
A name commonly given to ex-porn stars who later on become junior
unix system administrators. A person with the ability to
burp and
fart on demand.
ROD
by Sage H on Oct 14, 2018 11:03:55
rodded
by B-Ran on Feb 27, 2005 13:01:48
Rod
by mtbow on Jun 19, 2013 21:23:43
A Rod is a man who is first-rate. Although he sometimes takes a little while to get to know, that is part of his charm and he is worth it. He will be someone you desire as a friend for life. Rods are thoughtful, protective, kind, always ready to help. They are an amazing combination of sensitivity and strength. They are great listeners. Family is extremely important. Never arrogant or proud, wisdom and humbleness are his key traits. Attractive on the inside and out. Rods possess a great sense of humor (mixed with an ornery teasing side) and can make you laugh until your sides hurt. If have found
a Rod,
handle with care. You have found a
needle in a haystack - a treasure of infinite worth.
A-Rod
by whitemale_98 on Jan 04, 2005 14:16:23
A-Rod is a mathematical equation with an improbable answer.
Zero big
postseason hits + zero winning seasons in Texas + one improved record by Texas when he left + zero
American League championships + zero
World Series trophies = 25 million dollars.
Example:
A-Rod just
earned more money while you were
reading this sentence than you're going to make
all year.
Rod
by inRodWeTrust on Nov 28, 2022 07:49:50
A-Rod
by MichaelMcD on Feb 11, 2009 04:51:24
rod
by Rod on Oct 11, 2003 02:50:36
rodded
by Bob_the_Cannibal on Aug 06, 2009 08:47:19
To have a Q-Tip inserted into the urethra to check for sexually transmitted diseases.
origin: From the US
military's firearms range safety system. A brass rod is inserted from the
muzzle of a rifle down to the
open bolt to check that the bore and chamber are clear of ammunition.
Example:
Person A: oh fuck, what happened last night?
Person B: you dumbass, you
ran a train on this
skank bitch with like, 6 other guys, and were too wasted to use a jimmy hat... You're gonna to have to go get rodded now.
person A:
fuck my life.
rodded
by Beanstean on Nov 02, 2017 16:45:18