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Dorset

/'də sɛt/1. The poor man's Devon.2. England's taint.3. A county of south-central England; county town, Dorchester.

Dorset

by Bobinsular500 on Mar 09, 2009 07:35:34

A county in the south of England with practically nothing in it apart from fields, farms, tractors, hills, mansions, more fields, Bournemouth and high quantity baby making machines more commonly known as chavettes living off child benefits.
Really nice in the rural areas if you like your peace, quiet and tranquility.
Some really nice towns with decent culture, some towns are as dull as shit.

Don't come here if you don't like; the colour green, cows, sheep, a shit county council, terrible public transport or the semi-vacant smell of shit.

Example:
"Dorset is like constantly living near a sewage treatment centre"

dorset cereal

by Roger That Dog on Apr 14, 2008 00:48:58

The ultimate laxative of all cereals, even more so than weetabix
Results in a turd reminiscent of a never ending chocolate fountain

Example:
*knocks on bathroom door*
Colin: what's taking you so long?

Gareth: sorry, i had too much dorset cereal for breakfast yesterday and im like a chocolate fountain!

Colin: You fool

Poole (Dorset)

by JamieTranspotter on Oct 28, 2023 06:03:00

Poole is a town next to Bournemouth filled with children who think they are very big and scary. Also the Crackheads that roam the town centre barking at people. I sadly live in this shithole please get me out.

Example:
'Poole (Dorset) is really nice' 'I don't want to be friends with you after saying that'

dorset handshake

by Petrolandlightsabers on Jul 13, 2017 12:15:03

English slang term for a punch. Used mainly by farmers and/or people from the West Country.

Example:
"Some bloke down the pub got funny with me, so I gave him a Dorset handshake."

Playing cricket for Dorset

by Fiona BR on Nov 18, 2022 07:30:55

An expression referring to teenagers engaging in a practice session in the grounds of the Broadstone Cricket Club after close of play.

Example:
“Are Kate and Len coming to the pub later?”
“No, they’re playing cricket for Dorset”

Dorset Elbow Suprise

by Amara Kat on Oct 28, 2007 21:39:54

A knee to the groin combined with an elbow to the chest of an enemy. The suprise refers to the victim's shock of recieving a sudden knee to the crotch when expecting a simple elbow attack. Preferably after the victim has received the Yeovil Poke.

Example:
"Hey! Do you want a Dorset Elbow Suprise to go with that Yeovil Poke?!"

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