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Wiggum

A situation where the fine line in the middle is of the utmost importance because either extreme has a similar negative consequence. Derived from Cheif Wiggum on the Simpsons who tells his son as he sends Ralph off to summer camp "if you get a nose bleed, you're picking too much....or not enough."

Wiggum

by Philip Wadsworth on Nov 15, 2006 23:52:25

Paycheck, pay voucher, wage's, pay envelope, payment for working.

Example:
When I get paid today.I'm going to the bank after work, and bust my Wiggum! (cash my paycheck)

Wiggum

by InTheSpotlight on Mar 17, 2007 13:26:23

cuddly, sweet, friendly pet

Example:
The cat was a Wiggum

Wiggumism

by JacksterBaby on Apr 25, 2007 21:25:38

A funny phrase coined by the Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum.

Usually childish adolesent lines.

A famous band compiled certain Wiggumisms and sung the Ralph Wiggum song

Example:
Wiggumism include such greats as:
"I choo choo choose you"
"I broke my wookie"
"My doctor told me my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger out of there"

Wiggums

by Graham Wellington on Nov 11, 2022 04:01:24

The act of having a plumbing destroying bowl movement. The amount of fecal matter is so large that, if solid, will require the use of a poop knife to have any chance of being flushable. However, if the excrement is liquid, it most certainly will over flow the toilet. This act is most often committed at a friend or family member’s home or in a public facility.

Example:
Academy Sports Employee: “What did you do to the bathroom?!”
Customer: “Sorry guy, I was taking a Wiggums. You should probably call maintenance about the toilet.”

Wiggums

by Spenogrigio on Jul 11, 2014 22:03:45

A gaggle of bros that act as a wingmen for another bro. Can be found wearing sweet flannels, sick croakies, and most likely carrying their favorite lacrosse spoon at the bar.

Example:
"I have trouble sealing the deal by myself so I usually grab my wiggums for support." - Brendan Dunn

Chief Wiggum

by Deathgrind > you on Aug 29, 2007 05:14:49

An obese police officer that does a lousy job at protecting the town of Springfield.

Example:
Chief Wiggum: "Fat Tony is the cancer, and I am the...what cures cancer?"

Ralph Wiggum

by MoonKnight on Nov 28, 2002 01:22:14

Provider of great quotes.

Example:
Ralph: I won! I won!
Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Chief Wiggum

by LudwigVan on Nov 12, 2003 08:18:02

1) Real name: Clancy Wiggum. Springfield's police chief, see Simpsons. Known for his morbid obesity and bumbling police work. 2) An incompetent police officer, often consigned to mall security.

Example:
Oh Jesus, they got some Chief Wiggum of a former sherrif's deputy handling the graveyard shift at Central.

Ralph Wiggum

by Bastardized Bottomburp on Jul 16, 2003 00:35:13

Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.

Example:
"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"

I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.

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