grades
Either a letter, check mark, or numerical
percentage, awarded to students to serve as an
arbitrary means of evaluating one’s academic performance regarding various scholarly subjects and thus assessing one’s comparative worth against his/her pupils. Grades originated out of social
necessity through individuals who were too stupid to recognize whether or not someone had any intellectual value without a universal standard to measure by.
grades
by lightbringer on Oct 01, 2007 04:02:31
An evaluative
calculation based on
alphabetical sequence that is used to make one a slave to the system and puppet to labor. Holds no
correlation with intelligence, wisdom, or knowledge.
grades
by i suck on Mar 30, 2005 07:04:41
Example:
boy: heres my
report card
dad: AN F????????????????????
boy: yeah
dad:
YOU SUCK AT LIFE AND
SHOLD DIE BECAUSE THAT IS THE SIXTH LETTER IN THE ALPHABET NOT THE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grades
by Thiccboiiiiii on Jan 27, 2021 18:45:26
Example:
before
test.
dad: grades aren't the most important, you are.
after test
dad:
TF IS THIS 4/20
grades
by SweetieJew on May 14, 2017 00:51:26
A measure of knowledge and responsibility in each academic course taken by a student represented by an
alphabetical letter. Though all being practically equal, each can be seen different ways by different scholars.
Alphas:
A=Meh
B=
What a dumbass
C=You're retarded
D=You belong in a special needs class
F=Kill yourself
Majority:
A=Outstanding
B=Above average
C=Average
D=Below average
F=Fail
Snapchat users:
A=Smarter than Einstoon! New Jordans!
B=Fucking genius! New
fidget spinner!
C=Al-fucking-right, man!
D=Deez nutz
F=Rape dat' teach
Example:
Example A: (Gets
straight-A report card): Hmmm. I could've gotten a higher 90. Damn me. I probably get some of the lowest grades.
Example B: (Gets straight-A report card): Yeah, I think I did pretty good. I bet I'm pretty good with grades.
Example C: (Gets straight-A report card): Fuck yeah! I'm like fuckin' Albert Einstoon! I should get like fuckin' million pairs of Jordans. 'Cause I be gettin' best grades.
(BTW,
alpha's not neccesarily best. Gives you a lot of anxiety.)
Grades
by Rukiaishungry on Feb 06, 2011 11:27:06
A
magic word that causes students to get pressured by parents and causes teachers to get stressed out, becoming deranged psycotics.
Warining: it may cause suicide... It may also cause student's future to never be fulfilled and the occasional assumption that they are future high school
dropouts. It may also cause most deaths in the Asian population:
Asian Grading-
A- Average
B- Below Average
C-Crap
D-Death/
Disowned
F- Fucked
Example:
Example 1:
Person 1: How'd she die?
Person 2: Her grades came in.....
Example 2:
Mom: Oh, hey look your grades came
in the mail~! *smiles* did you get-
Child: MOM! I SWEAR!! I TRIED MY BEST!
Mom: YOU GOT A C IN MATH??? WHAT ARE YOU A
FAIL ASIAN!??? YOUR A-SIAN!! GET A'S OR YOUR
DISOWNED!!!
Grades
by FistOfWar on Jan 07, 2019 05:46:46
A number that is given to a
student that gives little to no
feedback on how
the student is improving or how could the student improve.
Example:
Student:is this my
grade
Teacher:yes
Student:how can I improve
Teacher:get that
percentage higher
Grades are hell
Grades
by best.man.lol on Jan 16, 2023 05:10:40
Grades
by Nobody here on Mar 16, 2015 06:23:41
How people in the world judge you.
They're usually based on a scale of 1-100, with 100 being the best, or f - A+, with A+ being he best.
You get these grades in school, such as on a test or as an average for the class. if you get a bad
grade on a test, it hurts your average grade for that class and
lowers your
self-esteem. Your parents will also get angry at you and won't stop talking about until your average in that class goes up to an "acceptable" grade by their standards.
Example:
Person 1: I have a horrible
grade in
ILA class.
Person 2: What do you have in that class?
Person 1: a D+
Person 2: WTF!!?! YOU ARE GOING TO END UP AS SOME HOMELESS GUY BEGGING FOR CASH FROM THE SMART KIDS IN YOUR
GRADE! YOU BETTER GET THOSE GRADES UP!
Grade A
by TBM2 on Mar 21, 2016 04:38:59