Elite
Elites are a small group of people who hold a disproportionate amount of control over the livelihood of the rest of biological species. The Elites themselves are tuned by a very small group of Key Players, those key players are the core of an intricate set of overlapping political, economic & military Elite circles.In the
Paleolithic age Elites were simply the dominant Alpha male leaders, those early Elites outlawed human incest, by this the Alpha male leader ensured public approval everytime the he decided to gain access to the daughters of Beta male peasants. As a result of undermining Beta Male patriarchs via new laws, more power transferred to lawmaking
Elite Alpha Male.The Sumerian
city state culture was the most formidable counter-elite form of self-rule. This remained the case until
Sargon of Akkad managed to subdue
Sumer,
Sargon first tactic was using cultural divide between Akkadian peasants & Sumerian peasants. However, Sargon long-term strategy was sharing power with Elites who sided with him vs the peasants. During Sargon 50 years of rule he built a network of Political-Economic-Military
Multi-Ethnic alliances, Elites remained loyal to Sargon because they seeked the backup of the Akkadian Empire to intimidate their local peasants. When Sargon died, other Elites made it their purpose to match the greatness of Sargon, this greatness is measured by the extent of Law, Order & Taxation imposed on the Governed Citizens
Elite
by howwilligetoutofthislabyrinth on Jun 28, 2011 08:44:12
A during-the-summer
SAT prep course known for its tedious amounts of homework,
arduous practice tests, and ability to make even breathing seem
strenuous.
Example:
Guy One: Hey, man, wanna go to the beach?
Guy Two: Sorry, bro. I have to
memorize the definitions for 'rapacious' and 'colposinquanonia'. But hey, did you know the definition for
adelphirexia is an
incestuous desire for one's nephew?
Guy One: ...you alright, man?
Guy Two: Yeah, I'm just going to Elite.
Elite
by 1ColdNoob on Oct 23, 2011 07:08:11
Is a term used to describe a person who vastly superior compared to his peers. An
Elite also has the power that allows oneself to sense the presence of "noobs"(one who falls in comparison to an Elite. An Elite can also use this Elite ability of sense to predict
a noob's movement shortly before they make them, therefore making the attack much easier to
evade also known as "Elite
Evasion". Once an attack has been evaded an Elite more likely than not taunts the attacker with the phrase "
FUCKING NOOB". Another rare Elite ability that cannot be obtained by any Elite except by a superior Elite also known as an "EliteDarkness"(named after the only known Possesor of this Ability) the "Elite Intimidation". It was first demonstrated by "EliteDarkness" when he used to scare off a
hoard of noobs in battle. This type of ability also grants the user to dominate or control the
wills of noobs, such as making the noobs unconscious. This ability overpowers the will of noobs and knocks them out if they get too close to an Elite. As stated by an Elite "EliteDarkness", an Elite has conditions that he must follow to maintain these Elite abilities. Such as Elite Shower, Elite Nap, Elite Eating and Elite Sleep. These conditions are accomplished on a Daily basis in a certain
time of the day. (eg. Elite Shower must be done by 10pm, If an
elite simply forgets that he has an Elite Objective, he is reminded by Elite
Supervisors also known as Parents" if it is time for the Elite objective").
Example:
Known Users: EliteDarkness can be found playing
Heroes of Newerth(EliteDarknes) considered as the best
Devourer player in the game, Dota(EliteDarkness),ModernWarfare series(EliteDarkness)
Honorable Mention: EliteDragon(Heroes of Newerth)
EliteDarkness is the most
elite of all Elites.
"FUCK DID YOU SEE THOSE HOOKS? HE PREDICTED ALL MY MOVEMENTS AND STILL GOT WITH ME HOOKS, HE MUST BE FUCKING
ELITE!" - Noob
Noob : "I wish I can be as elite as you"
Elite : "You want to be as elite as me?"
Noob : "FUCK YEA I WANT TO BE ELITE TOO"
Elite :" Well I teach on how to be Elite on weekends"
Noob : "Oh really? how much do you charge?"
Elite : *says an extremely large amount of money* (understandable as you get to learn how to be an Elite)
Noob1 : "A wise man once said lifesteal wins you games and kill very tough opponents like its nothing"
Noob2 : "That guy isnt not wise...HE IS FUCKING ELITE!"
Noob : "HELP THERE IS 5 GAMES CHASING AND TRYING TO KILL ME" *as he continues to run*
EliteDragon : "...... dude.. why run?"
Elite
by Cortana Dragoon on Jun 17, 2005 03:02:02
A sweet baddie in Halo, which becomes your
ally in some
Halo 2 levels. One of them (
the Arbiter) is a playable character in Halo 2.
Example:
I got owned by gold-armored
Elites in Halo, but now that they included the
energy sword as a weapon in
Halo 2 I can finally have vengeance.
Elite
by Mrlee on Mar 10, 2003 22:51:34
reffering to the high skill / goodness of an object / person, also reffering to the popular clan 3 of the barrys world
leauge during the late '90's and
early 2000's (#3 for more details)
Example:
peon1. So what do you think of my new computer?
Peon2. its
not too bad m8
Peon1.Fuck off m8 its fucking
elite!