Elite

Elites are a small group of people who hold a disproportionate amount of control over the livelihood of the rest of biological species. The Elites themselves are tuned by a very small group of Key Players, those key players are the core of an intricate set of overlapping political, economic & military Elite circles.In the Paleolithic age Elites were simply the dominant Alpha male leaders, those early Elites outlawed human incest, by this the Alpha male leader ensured public approval everytime the he decided to gain access to the daughters of Beta male peasants. As a result of undermining Beta Male patriarchs via new laws, more power transferred to lawmaking Elite Alpha Male.The Sumerian city state culture was the most formidable counter-elite form of self-rule. This remained the case until Sargon of Akkad managed to subdue Sumer, Sargon first tactic was using cultural divide between Akkadian peasants & Sumerian peasants. However, Sargon long-term strategy was sharing power with Elites who sided with him vs the peasants. During Sargon 50 years of rule he built a network of Political-Economic-Military Multi-Ethnic alliances, Elites remained loyal to Sargon because they seeked the backup of the Akkadian Empire to intimidate their local peasants. When Sargon died, other Elites made it their purpose to match the greatness of Sargon, this greatness is measured by the extent of Law, Order & Taxation imposed on the Governed Citizens



Elite
Elite is and Adjective commonly used to describe someone or something is greatly superior than the rest.
Example:
Sam: "Dude Miguel Cotto is a great boxer."
Buck: "Yeah but Floyd Mayweather is elite."

Sam: "true true."

Buck: "Yo the Mclaren 570s is an elite car."
Sam: "Forreal."


Elite
A during-the-summer SAT prep course known for its tedious amounts of homework, arduous practice tests, and ability to make even breathing seem strenuous.
Example:
Guy One: Hey, man, wanna go to the beach?
Guy Two: Sorry, bro. I have to memorize the definitions for 'rapacious' and 'colposinquanonia'. But hey, did you know the definition for adelphirexia is an incestuous desire for one's nephew?
Guy One: ...you alright, man?
Guy Two: Yeah, I'm just going to Elite.


Elite
Is a term used to describe a person who vastly superior compared to his peers. An Elite also has the power that allows oneself to sense the presence of "noobs"(one who falls in comparison to an Elite. An Elite can also use this Elite ability of sense to predict a noob's movement shortly before they make them, therefore making the attack much easier to evade also known as "Elite Evasion". Once an attack has been evaded an Elite more likely than not taunts the attacker with the phrase "FUCKING NOOB". Another rare Elite ability that cannot be obtained by any Elite except by a superior Elite also known as an "EliteDarkness"(named after the only known Possesor of this Ability) the "Elite Intimidation". It was first demonstrated by "EliteDarkness" when he used to scare off a hoard of noobs in battle. This type of ability also grants the user to dominate or control the wills of noobs, such as making the noobs unconscious. This ability overpowers the will of noobs and knocks them out if they get too close to an Elite. As stated by an Elite "EliteDarkness", an Elite has conditions that he must follow to maintain these Elite abilities. Such as Elite Shower, Elite Nap, Elite Eating and Elite Sleep. These conditions are accomplished on a Daily basis in a certain time of the day. (eg. Elite Shower must be done by 10pm, If an elite simply forgets that he has an Elite Objective, he is reminded by Elite Supervisors also known as Parents" if it is time for the Elite objective").
Example:
Known Users: EliteDarkness can be found playing Heroes of Newerth(EliteDarknes) considered as the best Devourer player in the game, Dota(EliteDarkness),ModernWarfare series(EliteDarkness)

Honorable Mention: EliteDragon(Heroes of Newerth)
EliteDarkness is the most elite of all Elites.

"FUCK DID YOU SEE THOSE HOOKS? HE PREDICTED ALL MY MOVEMENTS AND STILL GOT WITH ME HOOKS, HE MUST BE FUCKING ELITE!" - Noob

Noob : "I wish I can be as elite as you"
Elite : "You want to be as elite as me?"
Noob : "FUCK YEA I WANT TO BE ELITE TOO"
Elite :" Well I teach on how to be Elite on weekends"
Noob : "Oh really? how much do you charge?"
Elite : *says an extremely large amount of money* (understandable as you get to learn how to be an Elite)

Noob1 : "A wise man once said lifesteal wins you games and kill very tough opponents like its nothing"
Noob2 : "That guy isnt not wise...HE IS FUCKING ELITE!"

Noob : "HELP THERE IS 5 GAMES CHASING AND TRYING TO KILL ME" *as he continues to run*
EliteDragon : "...... dude.. why run?"


Elite
A sweet baddie in Halo, which becomes your ally in some Halo 2 levels. One of them (the Arbiter) is a playable character in Halo 2.
Example:
I got owned by gold-armored Elites in Halo, but now that they included the energy sword as a weapon in Halo 2 I can finally have vengeance.


Elite
reffering to the high skill / goodness of an object / person, also reffering to the popular clan 3 of the barrys world leauge during the late '90's and early 2000's (#3 for more details)
Example:
peon1. So what do you think of my new computer?
Peon2. its not too bad m8
Peon1.Fuck off m8 its fucking elite!


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