sargoning
Example:
Joe- Hey man what are you doing?
Paul- Just liking everything on facebook, I have been sargoning on facebook all day.
Joe- Hey man what are you doing?
Paul- Just liking everything on facebook, I have been sargoning on facebook all day.
Sargonic
Weaponized use of language, or rhetoric, toward an offending, ignorant, or closed-minded individual (or group) with the intent of highlighting said individual(s) hypocrisy
Example:
Did you hear about Jeff and Shirley arguing racism? Jeff claimed that the cis-hetero white supremacist patriarchal nature of the police department she works for is responsible for the genocide of black Americans. Shirley was poetic in her Sargonic response to Jeff when she pointed out Jeff voted for Bill and Hillary Clinton.
Did you hear about Jeff and Shirley arguing racism? Jeff claimed that the cis-hetero white supremacist patriarchal nature of the police department she works for is responsible for the genocide of black Americans. Shirley was poetic in her Sargonic response to Jeff when she pointed out Jeff voted for Bill and Hillary Clinton.
Sargon's law
Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.
Example:
SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'
Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'
SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'
Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'
SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'
Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'
SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'
Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'
Sargon of Akkad
A racist anti-semetic fatass who believes himself to be a quarter black because his grandfather was Mediterranean and became famous on youtube for making shitty response videos to feminists and sjws. When Sargon isn't trying to get the trademark for the term he coined(that term being liberalism) he is screaming about white niggers and richard spencer while masturbating to traps and feeding dinosaurs in ARK with his gypsy friend Vee. Sargon has a habbit of crying when people call him a cuck and will frequently try to shoot the insult back at whoever said it in spite of the fact that he literally is one because he raises a daughter who isn't his own and watches black men fuck his wife.
Sargon's Law
Example:
"Can you stop smuckling for a second waiter, I don't care about Sargon's Law I just want my appetizers"
"Can you stop smuckling for a second waiter, I don't care about Sargon's Law I just want my appetizers"
Sargon of Akkad
AKA Carl Benjamin is an English Youtuber, political commentator and former political candidate/milkshake target.
Formerly an aspiring edgelord, he has since stopped using really naughty words, shedded and shredded his nerd weight and read lots of articles and books to become a based chad, though he has retained his neckbeard. Currently he runs the LotusEaters podcast. He has used his knowledge of basic reasoning and common sense to shit on: Anita Sarkeesian, Jess Phillips, Akilah Hughes, intersectionality, critical race theory, Islamic fundamentalism and wokeism, to name but a few.
I bet they wish they had just let him play video games now.
For the old ruler of the Akkadian Empire, try a proper source.
Formerly an aspiring edgelord, he has since stopped using really naughty words, shedded and shredded his nerd weight and read lots of articles and books to become a based chad, though he has retained his neckbeard. Currently he runs the LotusEaters podcast. He has used his knowledge of basic reasoning and common sense to shit on: Anita Sarkeesian, Jess Phillips, Akilah Hughes, intersectionality, critical race theory, Islamic fundamentalism and wokeism, to name but a few.
I bet they wish they had just let him play video games now.
For the old ruler of the Akkadian Empire, try a proper source.
Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ
one of the most famous rulers of Iraq, who conquered the entire region and surrounding areas and made everyone his bitch and the entire region of Mesopotamia was at peace. His name means "the True King" in Akkadian
sargon derangement syndrome
Sargon Derangement Syndrome is essentially Trump Derangement Syndrome, but with Sargon of Akkad instead of Donald Trump.