Zumiez

A place to buy skateboards and other accessories.



Zumiez
The store where skinny jean wearing poseurs shop for overpriced clothes and, if they do actually make an attempt at skating, Element boards. Luckily cool people still support the mom and pop shops, and wouldn't be caught dead there.
Example:
Brosef: Yo man where you going?

Cunt: Zumiez. This is the second Element deck I've snapped this month and my DCs already have ollie holes.

Brosef: Psh, come back with a Toy Machine and some Emericas and we'll talk faggot.

Cunt: *cries*


Zumiez
One of the largest if not the largest skateboard retailers in America. Zumiez, believe it nor not, progresses skateboarding more than these mom and pop shops that they supposedly put out of business. Go anywhere there is a town with a 10 year old Zumiez store and you will find three things. 1. A skatepark that wasnt there before Zumiez. 2. A successful other skate shop that caters to all those kids that skate that have grown out of Zumiez. 3.TONS more kids skateboarding than before.

Zumiez is basically a grom shop that helps birth new skateboarders, its up to the small skate shops to get out and show them what skateboarding is REALLY about.
Example:
did your hometown skatepark come before or after zumiez did....


Zumiez
A store that sells skateboarding and snowboarding stuff. They have alot of clothes and shoes there but also have the actual skateboards and snowboards there. It has more selection than the poser store pac sun.
Example:
"hey im going to go to zumiez to go buy a skateboard and some shoes."


Zumiez
By far the greatest store there is for skaters punks and anyone who enjoys a new look. In no way are preps aloud.
Example:
Prep: Zumiez is gay.

Skater: I'll kick your a*s!

~

Lets go to Zumiez!!!


Zumiez
The only thing good about it is the name, I kinda like it. Only for posers and fag scene kids.
Example:
Me: Where ya going?

Friend: Going to Zumiez, gotta get some new knee pads.

Me: Yeah, we’re not friends anymore, come back and tell me when you figure out how to go to a real store.

Idiot: *whines*


Zumiez
Kick ass store. The best for getting any clothes, hats, beanies, shoes, skateboards, snowboards, etc., etc. MUCH better than pac sun. pac sun is a huge poser of zumiez. will never be as good. big seller of following brands: volcom, burton, forum, holden, dragon, freeworld, special blend, hurley, DC, emerica, etnies, circa, vans, adio, grenade gloves, spy optics, electric optics, zoo york, darkstar, baker, enjoi, flip, ATM blanks, almost, element, mystery, plan B, think, toy machine, zero, alibi, etc. etc.
Example:
Dude, I gotta get this kickass zoo york deck from zumiez.


zumiez
poser killer of the local mom and pop skate and snowboard shops that started the whole buisness in the beginning. banking on to the mainstream fashion and leeching into the heart of the youth subculture (they sell more to non skaters/riders than they do to riders/skaters).
Example:
Poser 1: Oh hey hey hey, check it out, Zumiez has the new Bam belt (and the snowboard from that company that's been out of buisness for years...what's it called? oh yeah m3.

Poser 2: Yeah, Bam is so bad ass.

Poser 1: Totaly.


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