FEBREEZE Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

FEBREEZE

1. a stoner's guardian angel - keeps your jacket from smelling like smoke so yo' mama don't know.2. a really quick and easy way to do laundry

Febreezer

by casiano33322 on Oct 28, 2008 04:48:36

A person, preferably male, who smells nice and has good hair. This species is highly regarded with the opposite sex for no apparent reason. Many have ceased to exist, but a few still live on. Usually plays an instrument such as drums, and is known to over exaggerate spontaneously. Extremely quotable, and will do many things for attention. Basically a hot jackass.

Example:
'Did you see the febreezer today?"
"Yeah he pulled his pants down and pretended to rape whatshisface"

Febreeze

by Chris H., Pip R. on Apr 16, 2007 01:36:25

v. To Leave behind a dank fart in your old lady's closet so that the next time she goes in there she catches a strong whiff and it's stuck in her clothes as well.

Example:
Febreeze-

Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.

Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.

Febreeze

by fishydonatello on Apr 04, 2011 17:51:35

Description

1 . to try to talk your way out of a bad situation you got yourself in.

2. to cover up smelly stuff (mainly clothing)

Example:
Examples:
1.

J: "I got a new ride its sick"

Aamir khan: "you chat Sh*t, we saw you riding your rikshaw on your way here"

J: "naa thats just my spare ride to keep a low profile"

Aamir: "first you chat breeze then you try febreeze it up"

2.
"dude that is ponging, Febreeze that sh*t up

febreeze

by athffan on Oct 01, 2006 10:47:25

An endearing term for a current or ex lover who had one of the nastiest, raunchiest and down-right foulest stank eminating from her crotch. This usually is so horrific that requires you to swear off any form of cunnilingus as the stench makes you practically vomit on impact.

Example:
Man, don't go near that girl. She hasn't cleaned down there in at LEAST a month and even Febreeze can't get that out.

febreeze

by metomz on Nov 29, 2010 18:06:00

a group of friends that are fresh; a name of a fresh group that everyone admires to be.

Example:
Boy: "Damn those girls are fresh like febreeze!"

febreeze

by Diters on Dec 11, 2005 07:13:29

A friend who you always want to have around to make stinky situations all better. Crucial for those who are prone to awkward situations or depression.

Example:
"Hunny, you're my febreeze! You always make everything better!"

febreezing

by Joe987639475 on Nov 02, 2011 13:27:11

v. after sex to mask the odor of sweat and vagina you break wind.

Example:
i was febreezing that shit because it smelled like two mice fucking in a wool sock

febreeze?

by ricky kendall on Apr 10, 2007 09:41:34

a fabric freshener/ household cleaner. now a slang word used as a substitute for the phrase "for real?". usually follows an interesting, previously unknown, or unbelievable statement.

Example:
:"yo, cuh, i just saw tupac up in that burger king we just passed!"

:"FEBREEZE? i knew he was still alive!"

febreeze

by .:b-e-n:. on Jul 27, 2007 08:05:54

used instead of fo real

Example:
Guy 1:I found out today that my wife is pregnant!

Guy 2:Are you febreeze?

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