False Alarm Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

False Alarm

Is when you spot a chick that you think is working with something, that looks good from far away and then when you get a closer look she ends up not meeting expectations

False Alarm

by Melrsose on Dec 22, 2009 04:36:24

Having the need to go poo. Once getting to the toilet, nothing seems to come out. You decide to go later on during the day when you really need to go.

Example:
Daughter: Mom. Hurry up in there! I have to drop a deuce!!

Mother: Okay

Daughter: sitting on toilet..."Why isn't anything coming out?

Daughter: FALSE ALARM!!! I guess I should wait and try again later.

False Alarm

by neemx on May 21, 2005 13:25:29

After flatulating with unusual warmth, this feeling of warmth impresses on the perpretator a sense of anguish, dismay, and shock, because the perpretator had thought he/she (most likely he) had produced a solid instead of a gas.

Example:
FART
(user checks pants)
Interesting...that fart was extraordinarily warm.

False Alarm

by K-Pop on Apr 24, 2007 11:26:06

While sexing a woman doggy style, you spit on her back and tell her you came, and when she turns around you bust a nut in her face.

Example:
I pulled a false alarm on this bitch and she's blind to this day!

False Alarm

by Ratedout on Aug 10, 2008 03:15:15

Exact opposite of shart. When you get a feeling that you really need to take a shit but after being seated on the throne you only fluctuate.

Example:
"Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?"

False Alarm

by PunkRockHottie on Jun 10, 2008 08:27:00

When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.

Example:
Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*

Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...

Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.

Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...

false alarm

by souleater666666 on Aug 28, 2010 16:23:48

when you go to the bathroom thinking you need to shit but after several minutes on the toilet of waiting you don't go at all until hours later.

Example:
false alarm anthem:
here i sit
broken hearted
tried to shit
but only farted

false alarm

by Joseph/Laura on Oct 25, 2007 13:17:42

When your pants bunch up at the precise area in which you would usually store an erection thereby creating the illusion of arousal.

Generally speaking, discovery of such a false alarm usually comes at the hands of someone who is familiar with you nether regions and would feel comfortable enough testing it out.

Example:
I thought he'd finally gotten over his fear of intimacy so I went to grab and just got a handful of Levis... yup, it was just a false alarm.

false alarm

by 215 rider on May 16, 2011 14:26:51

fake, fraud,not true

Example:
i bust my gun man dats a false alarm

false alarm

by Zion Saint, [email protected] on Dec 28, 2007 18:57:30

when you think you impregnate your girlfriend even though you use two condoms

Example:
dude, it was just a false alarm, she finally got her period, it was subsequently delayed by the kidney infection....which i gave her

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