Feathers

Feathers – \feath•ers\ Noun: Slang for hubris, arrogant, vain, narcissistic, selfish, self-centered. Originated from the cliché “He’s like a peacock so in love with his own feathers he’d high five his own shadow”



Feathering It
1.) When you are a cool guy, who knows what’s up, and you just seem to never stop (possibly due to drugs or mental illness).

2.) Cutting your hair with fire.
Example:
First Example -
News: Local Florida man was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator threw Wendy’s drive-thru window.

Reader: Man he’s just feathering it.

Second Example-
Tom: Dr. Drew looks really good!
Christina: Well, he has been feathering it!


feathered
Getting hit in the balls really hard, the type of ball kicks that a kickboxer would cower in fear of. Originally a joke from a Sam O'Nella video about Slang words he doesn't understand.
Example:
Person 1: Woah dude, you just got feathered.
Person 2: Fuck you, don't try to downplay my suffering.


Feathering it
The indulgence of activities that cause trills and feelings of greatnesses.

Such activities include hair styling, dentistry, following proto, stamp collecting, a great fuck in the park, law enforcement of law enforcement, and following the speed limit my dear brother.
Example:
Whilst feathering it, don’t be scared to burn the head skin just a little bit. Doesn’t that feel great?


Feather
A father who truly enjoys playing with his very young children for extended periods of time, especially while sober.
Example:
Russ: Chris said he had a great time at the Great Wolf Lodge this weekend playing in the pool with his 4-year-old twins.

Ted: And he said he didn't even drink! What a fuckin' feather!

Russ: Yep, sober. He said tossing the beach ball was second most fun next to making waves with his arms.


feather
A father who truly enjoys playing with his young children for extended periods of time, even while sober.
Example:
Russ: Chris said he had a great time at the Great Wolf Lodge this weekend playing in the pool with his 4-year-old twins.

Ted: And he said he didn't even drink! What a fuckin' feather!


Feather
(Science) The process of pulling back on the sterile wrap of a disposable pipette to then insert the pipette into a pipettor. It may also include the process of inserting the pipette into a pipettor.
Example:
The bacteria is ready, feather the pipette.


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