Fencing
An awesome sport consisting of three weapons,
Sabre,
Epee, and
Foil. The sport requires physical strength as well as mental strength.
Fencing
by mlhiss on Nov 20, 2011 12:07:28
Fencing is the actions of the go between for a thief and buyer of the
thief's stolen goods. The buyer may unwittingly buy stolen goods from a fence in yard sales, flea markets, through classified ads, or other traditional markets. A shrewed form of
fencing is when the
fencer poses as a fence for stolen goods and sells cheap illegal imitations of name brand goods at high prices under the pretence that they are more expensive legit versions.
Example:
Pawn shops are no longer very good for
fencing since the persons selling to them are finger printed, and there is strict accounting of all
the goods sold.
Fencing
by rancher dan on Mar 15, 2006 02:01:29
A sport where damn near everyone appears to be a mincing pansy poofter* but are actually
full tilt hetro. If you see a couple of them together, do not ask which of them gets to be the boy, as they will beat the living shit outta you.
*especially foil and
eppe fencers. Sabre fencers just laugh, buy another round and point out the foil and eppe fencers playing
Judy Garland songs on the jukebox by the bar.
Example:
When I asked the
foil fag "How much for a BJ?" at the
fencing tournament, he jumped ten feet from a standing start and kicked my teeth out.
Fencing
by Grant.C on Aug 14, 2018 10:18:30
Happens to guys who needs to pee through a
chain link fence. In order to not receive
backsplash from the fence while peeing they put heir dick through the fence. While peeing they “accidentally” graze the fence with their dick. They realize this feels good so they start to make a habit of
getting off on the chain link fence by rubbing their dick on it. Some men have improved upon this pleasurable act by stuffing their balls in the fence first.
Fencing
by Ça on May 01, 2019 10:23:10
The best sport ever, which uses 3 different swords (
Sabre,
Foil, and
Epee). The best part about it? You’re allowed to stab people, which is great for letting out anger! Also, in Sabre, you can hit people (with your sword) without consequences!
Example:
Fencer 1: hey man you going to that
fencing competition tomorrow?
Fencer 2: yeah, I can’t wait to
stab people!
Fencing
by nickreaper on Sep 04, 2012 09:50:48
When two men rub and
glide their erect penises against one another as a sexual activity. Often done while at the same time
french kissing. More commonly known as
sword fighting.
Example:
Bob: "What are you, twelve years old? No gay guys don't have sex by rubbing their dicks together. They have anal sex...usually. I'm sure there's more to it than just that."
13 year old: "They also rub their dicks together. It's called
fencing."
Bob: "I'm sure you know that from experience..."
13 year old: "
Oh fuck you, Bob!"
Fencing
by Yeetskeeter on Jan 31, 2019 03:04:57
A more advanced form of a
sword fight (where to men fight with their dicks) two men stand 7 metres apart with all of their clothes off and a
ref starts the match. The goal is to score the most points by
slamming it with their dick. The asshole is worth 50, mouth 25, and the balls are with 10 each
Fencing
by RC_rep on Oct 04, 2010 02:53:05
Fencing is a pseudo-sport where college-age, predominantly virgin male anime fags meet to attempt to learn some sort of ancient art of sword fighting. They will tell you they do it for the competition and athleticism involved, but the truth is that they think it's super awesome to be a
sword fighter, which might actually be true if common college
fencing clubs actually helped you in any way learn the art of
swordplay (the art of killing), not the art of getting points for whacking your friends with a stick.
Fencing is one of those activities that might have been a cooler thing to get into if it hadn't been taken over by geeks and nerds (pretty much the same thing has happened to karate and other forms of martial arts in the last few years). Most of them think that when the zombie apocalypse happens they'll be fighting off hordes of zombies with real swords while fellow survivors look on in awe at their amazing display of dexterity and physical prowess. The
fact of the matter is that by trying to fight at close range, these wannabe sword masters will be the first to get overrun and bitten, leaving their smarter friends who brought guns to either save them or make the
mercy shot.
Example:
An actual conversation I had at the gym with one of my friends who got into
fencing:
Me: "Hey man, what's up?"
Him: "Not much, just going to fencing club, you should come."
Me: "Nah man, I'm just here to work out, after that I've gotta get over to the
labs to work on some stuff for a project."
Him: "Dude, you're a
fucking pussy for not coming to fencing!"
Me: "What the hell man, you're a fucking pussy for not working out for real. Have fun beating sticks together with a bunch of other sweaty dudes."