Flying tanks

A tank manufactured by pivot joints. They can be propelled upward with an unknown force at unspeakable velocities. They are usually colored a dark green. They use their weight as an advantage to drop themselves on top of buildings and people. The best known pilots of these tanks have a youtube channel called Flyingtanks.



Flying the Tank
When you really have to poop but all the toilet seats in the bathroom are appalling. So you float your behind over the toilet seat never touching the soiled porcelain.
Example:
"last time I went to that Mexican restraunt the bathroom was so bad that if I have to go next time I'll definitely be flying the tank"


Fly the Tank
Recognizing an imminent crash and engaging absurd efforts to choose the nature of the impact.
Example:
Hannibal directed Faceman to fire a falling tank's primary armament parallel to the ground to "fly the tank" one half of a mile so that The A-Team landed in a lake.


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