Fml

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Fml
Example:
I was in a club bathroom with a girl wh where making about she was taking my top and bra off as was I hers when I pulled her bra strap let's just say I was fingering myself that nite fml

Btw I'm a lesbian


FML
means Fix My Lighthouse. Back in the 17th Century, lighthouse keepers were tthe butt of everyone's jokes. When a lighthouse keeper was made fun of, his retort would be "why dont you fix my lighthouse!" which was shortened over time to FML. This term was made famous in the great battle of the Sole Bay in 1902 where 14 peolpe died and 1 person broke their glasses.
Example:
"if you are going to take the piss out of me then why don't you FML!


FML
1) Acronym. Stands for "Fuck My Life". Used liberally in posts on social networking sites, instant messages, and text messages. Generally used as shorthand for "nothing is going right in my life" or "my life sucks".

2) Name/Song Title. "FML" is the name of a song by popular electronic music artist deadmau5. FML is track one off the album entitled "For Lack of a Better Name" released in 2009.
Example:
When I saw deadmau5 perform FML live my ears ejaculated!


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