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Haig
one awesome, amazingly sexy guy. some say he once attacked a squirrel for an acorn he wanted to eat, but ate the squirrel instead. others say he once canoed off the shores of San Diego but ended up in restricted government territory. he once pissed off a gorilla at the zoo which ended up throwing shit and hitting someone else. another tale tells of him tazing a bullet in his attic and ending up having to patch the roof. All we know is hes called Haig!
Example:
"U-G-L-Y, you aint got no allaby you ugly, ya ya, you ugly* "

*Excluding all Haigs, words derived from the root word Haig, or anything having to do with the person(s) named or called Haig.

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Haig
1. A half Ruskie half terrorist.
2. Gringo wanna be.
3. Damn Ruskie
4. Bloody Ruskie
5. Lettuce killer
6. Because we can hater
Example:
I'll give you a bloody example of what ever i want!


al haig
To take over a situation when it is not necessary or inappropriate. Named for President Reagan's Secretary of State when the late president was shot. In a press conference immediately following the assassination, Secretary Al Haig stated "I'm in control here."
Example:
The actor Al Haiged the show when he went off script and began improvising his lines.


Haig Friday
1. The last day of the working week whereby one elects to ‘work-from-home’, but ultimately achieves little to no work. An endeavour often deliberately, strategically and deceptively used to pursue leisure and laziness instead of occupational productivity.
Example:
“Geez, reckon I’ll chuck a Haig Friday tomorrow”

“I’m having a Haig Friday. My boss hasn’t got a clue!”


Haig Convention
Refers to an international agreement to safeguard wayward United States presidents from prosecution for their crimes.
Example:
Da Haig Convention may indeed have shielded da likes of "Ol' Tricky" and "Free Willy" from answering for their horrible breaches of public trust, but it also caused a noticeable surge of additional and widespread government corruption, since da perpetrators of said subsequent illegal/unethical shenanigans saw how easily their commanders-in-chief had been let off da hook regarding their misdeeds, and so they figgered dat they themselves could probably get away with getting their own hands dirty.


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