Forecast
We speak about business. The term Forecast is used to talk about business on a weekly or monthly basis.Unless it's a french company then we speak about business 3 times a day.*See also shit-showforecast
The weather...?
Example:
The forecast is in the news.
The forecast is in the news.
forecast
what's the forecast
a cool way to say "what's up?"
if you say this, people will KNOW that you're sick as fuck
it just really boosts your coolness so why not say it
appropriate responses include
"nothing much dude what about you"
"i'm cool, just chillin"
if you say this, people will KNOW that you're sick as fuck
it just really boosts your coolness so why not say it
appropriate responses include
"nothing much dude what about you"
"i'm cool, just chillin"
Example:
me: yo what's the forecast
andy: it's kinda cold today bruv
me: noo dude what's the forecast !! it's like what's up but way cooler
andy: oh fuck you're so right.. damn i'm gonna start saying that
me: yo what's the forecast
andy: it's kinda cold today bruv
me: noo dude what's the forecast !! it's like what's up but way cooler
andy: oh fuck you're so right.. damn i'm gonna start saying that
Shipping forecast
A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.
Example:
"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"
"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."
"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"
"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."
Future Forecast
What the hell? These people must think we are really stupid. Is there such a thing as yesterday forecast? Duuuh..
Example:
Next we will have the Future Forecast but first we will hear from....
Means that NEXT is not Next. Another word that does not mean anything.
Future forecasters will not be fired if they lie like a rug by a certain percentage.
Next we will have the Future Forecast but first we will hear from....
Means that NEXT is not Next. Another word that does not mean anything.
Future forecasters will not be fired if they lie like a rug by a certain percentage.
Sexual forecasting
When a person, in a totally non-sexual context, inadvertently makes a sound or says a word/phrase that is obviously (without a doubt) vocalized in the same way that the person would during sex. This provides a startling, disconcerting glimpse into their private life.
Example:
"UGGGGHHHH YESS!!!" moaned Fernanda after seeing her final physics grade. "Whoops ... sorry for that sexual forecasting just then."
"UGGGGHHHH YESS!!!" moaned Fernanda after seeing her final physics grade. "Whoops ... sorry for that sexual forecasting just then."
Arousal Forecast
1. A calculated prediction of when you are most sexually aroused. 2. A preventive measure to forming misconceptions about your body.
Example:
My arousal forecast is night as I tend to be more sexually aroused between 8:00 PM and 1:00 AM.
My arousal forecast is night as I tend to be more sexually aroused between 8:00 PM and 1:00 AM.
Smoker's Forecast
This is the information about the weather the non-smoker requests of the smoker after they come back inside from smoking.
Example:
Non-Smoker: "Hey, whats the smoker's forecast?"
Smoker: "Oh, its beautiful out there man! The winds coming from the east at about 10 miles per hour and it feels like the high today should be around 70 degrees"
Non-Smoker: "Hey, whats the smoker's forecast?"
Smoker: "Oh, its beautiful out there man! The winds coming from the east at about 10 miles per hour and it feels like the high today should be around 70 degrees"