Free Kick

(Offensive) To abort a pregnancy



Free kick
A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.
Example:
Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”

Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”


Hungarian Free Kick
While eating a girl out, someone sneaks up on you and sticks his finger up your asshole.
Example:
Will: Shiit, I was eating my girl out the other day, and some dousche fag came up became me and stuck his finger up my ass.

Jazzy Jeff: Oh damn! He got you with the Hungarian Free Kick!


Collingwood Free Kick
In the game of Australian Rules Football, a free kick that is awarded by an umpire for no apparent reason. So called because they are most often awarded to players of the Collingwood Football Club. Also, a free kick awarded to a Collingwood player when one should rightly have been awarded to the opposition.
Example:
Collingwood player attempts to take a mark, drops the ball, is awarded a Collingwood Free Kick anyway.


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