The Groundhog
When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.
The Groundhog
A position for The Penis Showing Game. In this position, take one of your testicles and put it on the outside of your pants. Then, once they see the first one, roll the other one out along side it.groundhogging
Whenever feces slowly emerges from your anus after trying to hold it in for too long, similar to the head of a groundhog peeking out from its burrow.
groundhog
A guy who seems sweet and kind because he flirts and gives you unwarranted attention, but who is actually a creepy predator/pervert on the prowl for some new (usually young) girl of whom he can take advantage. A groundhog spends the majority of their time being an underground gets labeled as such because of the amount of time they remain underground sleezes. The best defense against groundhogs is to chase them out of their holes and expose them.
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The point of having to poop so bad that it starts peeking out of your butthole, like a groundhog peeking out if it's hole, and you have to squeeze it back in to hold it until you get the restroom.
Example:
I started groundhog in the store and barely made it to the restroom before pooping my pants.
I started groundhog in the store and barely made it to the restroom before pooping my pants.
Groundhogged
That nagging feeling of depression from living in a global pandemic, where every day is pretty much the same, and you can’t remember the last time something interesting happened.
Groundhog
A really fat person in Walmart who has sat down to look at a item on a bottom shelf and is blocking the whole isle. they usually cannot stand back up after sitting down
Groundhogged
When a man/woman stops speaking to you for a long period of time, leading you to believe that you've been ghosted, but texts or calls sporadically enough to keep you interested, before heading back underground for another "six weeks of winter".
Example:
I haven't heard from him in weeks, I think I've been ghosted. Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like I'm just being groundhogged.
I haven't heard from him in weeks, I think I've been ghosted. Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like I'm just being groundhogged.
Groundhog
Groundhogging
When a man/woman disappears for an extended period of time, leading you to believe that you've been ghosted, but pops up sporadically enough to keep you interested before he disappears for another "six weeks of winter".
Example:
I definitely think he's ghosting me... Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like he's just groundhogging.
I definitely think he's ghosting me... Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like he's just groundhogging.