HOEDOWN

WHEN YOU THROW A HOE TO THE GROUND



hoedown
1. redneck gathering, usually involves shouting catchy phrases like "yee-haw" and "the south will rise again"

2. what a pimp says to his merchandise, while snapping his fingers and pointing to his genetal region
Example:
yo!....ho!....down.....now!


hoedown
(n.) What a police officer says on his radio after encountering an injured or dead prostitute.
Example:
"Unit 3 - we have a hoedown! Clear?"


hoedown
Term often heard when a "dancer" or "stripper" crashes to the ground or the stage. This type of fall is a direct result from a blown out strap usually because the shoe was too small, borrowed, or just plain busted.. much like the stripper wearing them.
Example:
As Shanaynay took the stage her shoe gave out and caused the stripper to fall in her 8 inch platforms, the screams of "hoedown" filled the air.


Hoedown
White People Definition: A large gathering where hillbillies usually do a lot of dancing
Black People Definition: Code for when some bitch gets shot
Example:
White People: Jim Bob and Tammy Jo are taking the tractor down to the barn in Cooterville for the big ole hoedown.

Black People: When Shaniqua got shot the fuck up, Devontae called up his niggas and let them know about the hoedown.


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