Hitch-hiker

Hitch Hiker - The act of defecating in an individuals traveling instruments. Examples: (These range from least hitch-hikerish to the original hitch hiker.)- Female's Purse- Friends Backpack- The trunk of a car- The back seat of a carHistory:The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge.That revenge came in the soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob.However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.



hitch hiker
when you fart and it travels uo your crack and pops out the top of the anus or the oppisite direction going up next to your testicles.
Example:
wow that fart sounded funny mike was that a hitch hiker oh yeah right next to the nuts.


Hitch-Hiker
also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.
Example:
I couldn't wait to get home to give myself a starnger, so I decided to give my self a hitch-hiker.


Armless Hitch Hiker
This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Example:
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...


Flemish hitch-hiker
When one partner is performing oral sex on their knees with the recipient in a standing position. The 'performer' then closes one hand in a thumbs-up position and inserts the full length of the thumb into the partner's rectum. Giving the in-and-out motion reminiscent of a hitch-hiker.
Example:
"Sally sucked my cock last night and gave me the ol' Flemish hitch-hiker, my ass is still sore!"


Gay Hitch Hiker
Example:
Ryans:LOOOKIE who it is! It's dem damn bois! Cum on Gay Hitch Hiker lets make dem bois suck on dis caulk!
Daly:OK Sir I'll git da camera!
Ryans:Hey Todddlah! Hey JerRed! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis Caulk!


the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy
the worlds best book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated with it
Example:
the pangalatic gargle blaster


Lazy Hitch hiker
lazy hitch hiker is the man that sits next to the road with his thumb out rather than standing or walking.

Alternate definition:
A sign sold by Midnights Madness in the form of a giant thumb to help lazy hitch hikers get more rides.
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Example:
I'm not picking up that lazy hitch hiker. that guy is so lazy he can barely stick his thumb out.


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