I-guy

a person who cares completely and totally about themself and nobody else



I-Guy
to only think about yourself.

not think about others

theirs no I in team
Example:
gallegos is an I-guy he only thinks about himself.!!!


Where Am I Guy
Creepy Canadian who holds doors open for no one, you could be a mile away and he'd just hold the door open for you! He looks very confused and likes to look out glass doors and windows and likes to look at walls! Many sightings report him being spotted in the southern states of U.S. He may be God!
Example:
Person1: Who's that confused looking guy?
Person2: That's the Where Am I Guy


I. T. guy in a manger
Some one who if they can't have something destroys it rather than letting some one else have it. From the to common habit of some I.T. people of destroying decommissioned equipment, instead of putting it in recycle. A update of a dog in a manger.
Example:
What's the difference between an I. T. guy in a manger and a dog? The dog eventually leaves , and the other animals get use of the manger, the I.T. guy pisses and shits in it so on one can use it.


I know a guy
When you know how to personally contact an expert in a particular field--especially when the subject is unusual, strangely specific, or illegal. Often used when you do not want to reveal the identity of the contact or how you came to make the acquaintance of such a person.
Example:
Co-worker: "The boss said a hooker took off with the USB flash drive with all our vital code stuck up her vagina. How are we going to find her and get it back?"

You (not wanting to talk about how you did IT for a pimp/gynecologist who owes you a favor): "I know a guy."


I Know This Guy
An "I know this guy" story is a bullshit story where one person thinks up something funny, cool, gross, weird, or sexy, but essentially untrue, and tries to pass it off as true by framing it as if it happened to someone they supposedly know. It's similar to the "I have this friend" story, where someone asks for advice about a problem that's really about them but they're too embarrassed to say so. "I know this guy" stories are purely about entertainment, however, not about seeking advice.
Example:
Jerry: "I know this guy... he caught his sister having sex with their cousin and two friends in their uncle's bed."
Joe: "Sure, Jerry. You *know* this guy. Riiight."
Jerry: "I swear! It's true!"
Joe: "Bullshit. What was the guy's name then?"
Jerry: "Well I don't *know* him, but I heard about it."
Joe: "Sure you did. Sick pervert."


I hate this guy
I hate this guy/(and or you)
In the world of not texting back this is a means of a romantic gesture, using the term " I hate you" actually is a way of expressing "I like/love you". As was previously mentioned, girls with trust issues are too scared to love, so they show said emotion through acts of hate.
Example:
Girl: I hate you.

Guy: I know I know I hate you too, let’s get married.
Girl: June 6 work?
Guy: yeah I should still hate you then

Girl: omg I hate this guy


I Know A Guy
1. A phrase to use as an excuse when you would rather not explain how you acquired something.

2. A phrase to calm your friend down after he/she has done something wrong and is looking for some help.
Example:
1. Jimmy: Dude, where did you get that gallon of PCP?

John: I know a guy.

2. Jenny: Oh my god, I'm pregnant! What the fuck am I gonna do?!?!

Jillian: Chill out, I know a guy.


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