IT Guy

A person who works in a small closet setting up computers and answering help requests all day with at least 3 of the following 5 symptoms...1 - Uses Linux2 - Believes other employees exists to serve him, not the other way around3 - Has told the cofee holder joke to friends/family4 - Has unhealthy hatred of Microsoft5 - Smug beyond beliefTypically straight of college. Often was a nerd in high school but not smart enough to major in engineering in college.Not to be confused with code monkeys which actualy produce software and services the company can profit from.



guy's guy
A man who exhibits characteristics of a traditional male role model. He is likely knowledgeable in a wide variety of practical skills. He tends to be modest and friendly, helping others freely, but exudes confidence. Others may look up to him and seek him out for help or advice.
Example:
Not only does he grill a mean steak, but at his barbeque last week he figured out a problem with my car that's baffled me for weeks! It seems like he knows what he's doing with everything, He's a real guy's guy.


Guys or Not Guys
A popular game in the Midwest, East Coast and California Bay Area. The first player says something, and the other players respond to whether it is "Guys" or "Not Guys."
Example:
Guys or Not Guys is not only a great American past time, but it is fun for all ages.

ChoreBoy asked Finch whether he thought his buttix looked Guys or Not Guys. Finch stated "Not Guys!" because he saw absolutely no smears of stool on his cheeks.

"Peking Duck, Guys or Not Guys?" Guys! Pustifer responded.


guy on guy
1. When two or more guys kiss and make out and get off together. A quick kiss or grope doesn't count. Extended tongue action and fondling are required for an act to be guy on guy. Most of the time this ends when they wank each other until they come (because guys are good at wanking). Guys who are more familiar with each other, or kinky, will 69 and suck cock and rim and have butt sex.

2. Porn for girls. The type of porn in which all participants are hot and generally getting off on the proceedings. Participating in a guy on guy moment is the number one female fantasy.
Example:
Julie: Did you get that Mad TV guy on guy youtube clip that I sent you?
Jodie: Omg that was so hot, do you think that all guys really do that?


Guys Guys Guys
Greeting used often by overzealous lebanese guys. Is often accompied by a tour of the new apartment and mass quanties of 7-uP.
Example:
*door knocks*
Flying Star - Hello?
Noid - it's us
*door opens*
Flying Star - Guys Guys Guys


Guy Guy
A Guy Guy is usually an immature male who is obsessed with the college life. They do not live near beach towns, but during the summer that's where they can be found. They can be seen usually on 32nd street in Longport NJ in their Old Navy flowered board shorts, a white wife beater tank top, addidas flip flops(sometimes with socks), a puka shell necklass tight around their neck, usually sporting an upside down visor and spiked or gelled and high lighted hair. They can be heard talking to their Guy Guy friends about frats, college parties and girls. They usually spend their time tossing a foot ball around between themselves or strollng the shore line looking for women. They are insecure and gay and are having a hard time hiding it.
Example:
The Guy Guy's were flocking to the beach today, they all had their fresh Old Navy flowered boardshorts on.


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