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Internet disorder

In·ter·net dis·or·der,n.Any psychological disorder whose root pathological cause lies in exposure to certain aspects of the Internet. These include, but are not limited to:·Google Amnesia;·Hyperlink ADD (HADD);·Forum Schizophrenia; and·Internet Fuckwad Syndrome (IFS).Treatment of such disorders may ultimately require the removal of the patient from the Internet - the main vector of Internet Pathogens.

Internet Bipolar Disorder

by Chitose Sakura on May 17, 2014 04:54:36

Internet Bipolar Disorder, or IBD, is when someone is all chill on the internet, and then something such as a thumbs down on a YouTube video, a loss on an online game, or criticism on a forum makes them go crazy. Symptoms of IBD include a sudden barrage of insults, sudden self-hate or saying they are leaving.

Example:
Fred123: Did you see Joe456 last night? He totally had Internet Bipolar Disorder.
Bob7890: I know, right? Once I criticized his idea, he totally started raging.

Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD)

by ResearcherWho! on Nov 26, 2018 19:50:34

Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) is a new phenomenon whereby all Lebanese citizens exhibit strange behaviors when the internet starts acting up. Symptoms include fear of rain (a common factor in connections cutting off) and repeatedly pressing buttons for no reason due to refreshing web pages so often.

Example:
A victim of Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) uses an Umbrella indoors while it rains outdoors because he/she fears the loss of the internet connection.

Multiple Internet Personality Disorder

by rwgreen on Jun 19, 2011 07:10:09

The possessing and using of excessive email addresses.

Example:
May I have your email address? Give me a second to pick one, I have seven as I suffer from Multiple Internet Personality Disorder

Multiple-Internet Personality Disorder

by rwgreen on Jun 07, 2011 00:50:29

The possessing and use of more than three E-mail addresses by one individual.

Example:
John Smith suffers from Multiple-Internet Personality Disorder you can contact him at johsmith@yahoo.com ; jsmith@excite.com ; [email protected] and jnsmith@hotmail.com

Internet Troll Personality Disorder

by Davey Gagunga on Apr 08, 2011 07:51:22

Internet Troll Personality Disorder (ITPD) is characterized by a persistent pattern of obstructing of on-topic discussion in online forums and comment threads. People afflicted with ITPD may purposefully present themselves as being inappropriately sexually provocative or racist. Often times they disingenuously express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, pretend to throw arbitrary tantrums, and never hesitate to contribute absurd, non-sequitur remarks at any perceived opportunity.

The etiology of ITPD is still being researched, but scholars agree that afflicted individuals usually enjoy some type of unfulfilling (and unsupervised) employment situation where they have access to computers with internet connections.

Example:
Guy #1: So Dean got fired?

Guy #2: Yeah, PLUS he's facing CRIMINAL charges of harassment by wire. You see, someone who Dean was harassing, via the internet, traced his IP address to one of our company's computers. So...

Guy #1: So, good 'ol Dean was bored at work all the time, and this is just another classic case of Internet Troll Personality Disorder, huh?

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