Congressed
Getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed. Made popular by the complete decimation of the India's Congress political party in national elections.
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Do-Nothing Fucktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.To congress
To inexplicably debate inane problems at the expense of fixing much larger issues; hypocritically exort others to do things one would not do oneself
To forgo long term solutions in favor of more politically expedient solutions; disregard facts due to political morass
First used by Ezra Klein
To forgo long term solutions in favor of more politically expedient solutions; disregard facts due to political morass
First used by Ezra Klein
Example:
Jimmy congressed everything up last night when he kept talking. We never even left the house.
We were about to figure out where to go to dinner and then Tom had to congress it all up.
Jimmy congressed everything up last night when he kept talking. We never even left the house.
We were about to figure out where to go to dinner and then Tom had to congress it all up.
Congress
Example:
Big Corporation: Hmm this toxic waste dumping regulation seems to be affecting our business.
Lobbyist: No problem I'll just pop down to Congress and buy a new one.
Big Corporation: Hmm this toxic waste dumping regulation seems to be affecting our business.
Lobbyist: No problem I'll just pop down to Congress and buy a new one.
Congress
A group of people so corrupted by money that they have no idea how the normal American thinks, but apparently knows enough to tell us what we can and cannot do.
Congress
Example:
GUY 1: Hey, man, did you hear about what the government's working on in D.C.?
GUY 2: Yeah, but it's not gonna get us anywhere good. They're the Congress.
GUY 1: Hey, man, did you hear about what the government's working on in D.C.?
GUY 2: Yeah, but it's not gonna get us anywhere good. They're the Congress.
Congress
Congress usually refers to the national legislative body of a country. However, congress is a term also used for a group of baboons. That there are obvious similarities between these groups should be pretty obvious to most.
Example:
Consider a group of Baboons, they are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ....... a Congress!
I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!
Consider a group of Baboons, they are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ....... a Congress!
I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!
Congress
A large group of older men who probably have penis sizes lower than average. They enjoy finding things they dislike, or don't control, and trying to destroy/ruin them. They think mainly of themselves and don't mind destroying a few lives to make a quick buck. They avoid taxes and keep their millions of dollars to themselves, and think that those who are poor need to stay poor and they need to stay on top. They recently tried to steal the internet, but where shot down. They also believe that constitutional rights aren't really that important, and can be bent to their liking.
Example:
SOPA/ACTA/PIPA are all acts of the Congress.
They can be compared to the Church during the middle ages. Take from the poor, keep it for yourself.
SOPA/ACTA/PIPA are all acts of the Congress.
They can be compared to the Church during the middle ages. Take from the poor, keep it for yourself.
Congress
A group of elected officials from a single racial and economic demographic creating a large amount of rules that have never been actually read by anyone. These rules affect a large group of people who they have never met and don't care about.
Example:
Kyle: today at the office my boss gave himself a raise & denied all employee paid vacation requests.
Mark: Ohh he pulled a Congress
Kyle: today at the office my boss gave himself a raise & denied all employee paid vacation requests.
Mark: Ohh he pulled a Congress
Congress
Synonym for cluster-fuck.