JAG
A tall, homeless looking skeleton with an ugly goatee,
manbun, and always wears the same American flag tank top. Literally every fucking day. Has not worn anything but shorts since December of 2017, and even that was like seeing Jesus’ second coming.Common phrases to trigger the beast include, “I’m sÃyin”, “Ight cool”, “ya.”, “can you hang at any point this {insert unit of time measure here}”, “bet Steve bet”, “Zach would kick your ass”, “bro why am I always
the punching bag?”, etc.The JAG’s natural habitat is a moist, humid swamp full of
wet towels, onion spoons, and broken off-brand vapes.
JAG
by PINGU THE GREAT on Jun 18, 2008 22:16:57
A word popularised on the messageboards of UK music website
Drowned in Sound to describe a post purporting to be from a fan of a band, when in fact it is a friend of
the band, or the band themselves, attempting to
promote their music.
JAG is a 'DiSism'.
Example:
'that was a
blatant JAG'
'Stop JAG-ing about Craine'
JAG
by The short kid Cam on Dec 06, 2010 03:50:55
Just
A Giggle
It occurs to me that people seem to use LOL too often especially as in most cases they dont literally
Laugh out Loud. This is a more modest term which is more accurate to the majority of situations and rolls off
the tongue with ease.
Example:
Anything that makes you giggle without leaving you in hysterics.
When someone says something annoying like "You just
turned up the
LOLume" you can reply with "No but I am driving a
JAGuar"
JAG
by Mothcoctw on Sep 23, 2010 20:21:05
Example:
JAG:
MHO "
Chick Norris" is overrated. Bruce Lee never needed a freaking gun to kick ass and Bruce Lee isn't a ginger. Don't get me wrong I love to make grandiose lies about him and stuff like that. However, he is nothing compared to Bruce Lee. Mr. Chuck Norris is a "J.A.G." : just another ginger.
Shut up about Ron Weasly,
nobody asked you, you're"JAG"
JAG
by harrrissson robberrrts on Jun 28, 2009 03:28:51
abbreviation for
jewish american
ginger
Someone jewish from america who
just so happens to be ginger
Example:
Arthur: ouch, i touched my hair and burnt myself.
jack: stupid ginger
Arthur: ouch, i touched my foreskin but then realised that it wasnt there.
jack:
stupid jew
Arthur: Ouch, i havent eaten in 2 minutes and my stomachs
rumbling
jack:
stupid american, in fact your a JAG
Jagging
by Anonymous coward. on Dec 24, 2009 01:43:06
A popular technique employed in many first person shooter games whereby the player attempting to perform the skill (the jag), moves around in an erratic,
zigzag like fashion, making it difficult for enemies to hit the player.
The term
jagging was coined and popularized by the player CurtMACHINEHEAD in the game Gears of War, in which he dominated by use of a glitch known as the "lobster
trot" in combination with his jagging technique.
Example:
Sniper (frustrated):
FOR FUCK SAKE I CAN'T HIT HIM HE'S
JAGGING!
CurtMACHINEHEAD: You can't hit me, for I have mastered the black art of
jagging.
Jagged
by Adedamolisher on Apr 14, 2015 07:41:09
Jagged means you've gone to an extremely
low body fat percentage where the striations or lines within your
glutes have become visible to the naked eye. Only when lines are visible to the naked eye can one claim to be
jagged.
Example:
Tom: Damn, Alberto
Nunez is fucking
jagged! You can see the lines in his glutes clearly!
John: You need to lose 5 more pounds and you'll be jagged bro!
Lawrence: All these
LOA Athletes are getting jagged as fuck.