Jake Gyllenhaal's
found dead in
illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on
nov 12 2021 after listening to
all too well (10 minute version)
Jake Gyllenhaal
by crumpled up piece of paper on Nov 14, 2021 14:26:38
The type of guy who returns
everything but the
scarf. Literally doesn't start to date someone if they're over 22. Toxic. Narcissistic.
Gaslighter. Non-hygienic.
Example:
Brad is
slowly turning into Jake Gyllenhaal
jake gyllenhaal
by urmom28 on Nov 17, 2021 22:42:02
Jake Gyllenhaal
by H-Town SLY on Feb 16, 2006 04:02:55
jake gyllenhaal
by H-Town SLY on Feb 09, 2006 12:48:52
Jake Gyllenhaal
by someone you dont know on Jun 13, 2014 09:22:35
A man so beautiful, you could cry. Seriously, like, look at his eyes. Well actually don't, you may have a
sexiness overload. He's just
too hot to handle. This man is a god, and if you don't treat him as such THERE WILL BE CONSEQUNCES.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
Example:
Oh, so you think you're going to date Jake Gyllenhaal? SOMEONE BETTER
HOLD ME THE FUCK BACK BEFORE I GO
TO BREAK THIS
THOT'S NECK.
jake gyllenhaal
by The Truth & Nothing but The Truth on Mar 21, 2006 12:13:39
Example:
1. Chris Rock : Yo Dave, I heard that Eddie Murphy left his wife for a guy in
New Edition.
Dave Chappelle : Eddie Murphy went jake gyllenhaal ???!!!
Charlie Murphy : . . . I thought those leather suits in
Delerious and Raw were just a fad. Turns out my brother's a fag.
jake gyllenhaal
by Lauren C. C. on Mar 01, 2009 12:32:29
jake gyllenhaal
by Im flipping awesome on Oct 15, 2005 10:09:32
The sexiest guy alive who was in
Donnie Darko and The Day After Tomorrow. He is starring in Brokeback Mountain and
Jarhead. If any of u r jake fans, then i love u all! and if ur not, then
w/e.
jake gyllenhaal
by Spoogie on Nov 20, 2007 07:29:16
The most beautiful man to walk the face of the earth. He is amazing...and Donnie Darko was not over-rated. It is amazing.
"
cellar door"
"tell me, how does
one suck a fuck"
"im voting for
dukakis"
"what are feces?"
"have you ever seen a portal?"
"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."
Example:
jake gyllenhaal is an
orgasm for your
eyes