Brokeback Mountain

The new film from Academy Award-nominated director Ang Lee. An epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love.In other words, a story about two gay cowboys.



Brokeback Mountain

by Maybelline on Feb 19, 2006 09:58:57

A reallyy hot sexy epic love story about 2 gay cowboys who fall in love with eachother and spend years keeping it on the DL .I drove 2 hours just to see it because it wasn't out in my city yet! YUM!
Example:
Love is a force of nature.

"Brokeback Mountain"


Brokeback Mountain

by cheep81 on Sep 14, 2006 08:34:17

Licking your hand and rubbing on your partner's asshole as lube for anal sex.

Inspired by, but not exclusively for the use of homosexuals.
Example:
Pat: Dave's Mum ain't gonna shit right for a week, I gave her a Brokeback Mountain last night.

George: Awesome.


Brokeback Mountain

by Brandon "scary berry" Scarry on Mar 01, 2007 07:02:53

A movie about two homosexuals which of course started a homophobic between catholics and Hollywood.

plot:
After World War 2 ended, 2 faggots took refuge near a penis shaped mountain called Brokeback. It is there where the 2 guys filmed their first gay porno and sold it to Ebaum's World for twenty dollars.

Eric Bauman, allegedly, masturbated furiously while watching the film. After viewing it, his collegues in the offices next door claimed that he shouted "Greatest. Film. Ever!!"

Later that day, Mr. Bauman uploaded the video to his website. He then claimed that he directed the film and should get credit for everything that appeared in the film. The film was constantly downloaded and recieved numerous accolades from critics and fans alike.

Near the end of the film, while waiting to recieve his academy award, it is revealed by the 2 gay cowboys that Mr. Bauman did not have any involvement in the making of the porno. Mr. The ultimate irony comes when Mr. Bauman goes to jail and stars in a new gay film called Prison Rape with Bubba.

If you ever use the term "I wish I could quit you, X," where X equals a noun, you have failed at comedy, and should thus go to work as a writer for one of the network late shows. This line is not so much old meme as it is totally unfunny.

Example:
Brokeback Mountain teh gay porno won 3 academy awards?


Brokeback Mountain

by Rowdy_Roddy360 on Feb 12, 2010 10:27:10

A movie I refuse to watch.
Example:
Chris: "Hey have you seen Brokeback Mountain? Apparently it's gotten exceptional reviews and should win multiple Oscars."

Me: "No, seeing the joker getting his bunghole pillaged is not my idea of a good time."


Brokeback Mountain

by rbermea on Sep 30, 2009 12:48:10

1. The Dallas Cowboys. Two of them which are named Tony Romo and Jason Witten.

2. A grossed out, gay ass porno movie that should have been renamed "Cornhole Canyon".

3. Sodomy.
Example:
1. Like who gives a shit about some gay ass Brokeback Mountain team from Texas where there is a bunch of steers and queers and some fat ass rednecks who eat up all the food and nee to lose weight. Fuckin pieces of Texas Trailer Park Trash! They are always gonna be second to the Pittsburgh Steelers in Super Bowls and always be the Philadelphia Eagles' bitch!

2. Brokeback Mountain. There were two cowboys that were straight, then went off to Brokeback Mountain until it soon turned into Cornhole Canyon.

3. Peter Griffin: Well, there once were two cowboys all alone out on a trail, and they discovered they could sleep with another male, and they're having gay sex, Cowboy gay sex, Sodomy! C'mon everybody, Sodomy! Sodomy! Sodomy.


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