LOAF OF BREAD
When a cat is lying around with all of their
paws under their body and their
tail wrapped around their side, so their body and head are the only things showing.
loaf of bread
by queer trier on Mar 29, 2009 08:04:37
Example:
Zore burped and gave out a loaf of bread because he oral lloydenthed that broad named
Destiny without using a condom in
Ft. Myers.
loaf of bread
by Katherine Bennett on Feb 29, 2008 07:01:50
Example:
"
Carly's too in love with her cat. Whenever it sits on its legs, she cries out, 'Aww, look at
the loaf of bread!'"
Like a loaf of bread
by SwimUpRiver on Nov 24, 2015 23:40:07
If you hold a
loaf of bread tightly, you
will damage it. The term refers to holding the ball LIGHTLY as you would a
LOAF OF BREAD, which means it can be easily dislodged from the player.
Like a loaf of bread
by Ooooooya on Jan 21, 2011 04:53:30
The way TV sports
announcers, usually following a
fumble, describe a
football player's style of holding the ball, when he has it in one hand away from his body. It's ridiculous because no one has ever actually seen anyone hold a loaf of bread that way, but they say it every time anyway.
Loaf of Bread Head
by Sir Colgan III on Mar 15, 2011 06:58:31
Someone with a large, over proportioned forehead, making their
tall head look
like a loaf of bread. Short hair or a receding hairline can make this look worse. Shortened to
LOBH.
Example:
For example Ant Mcpartlin has a
Loaf of Bread Head. "look at
Laurence's head, its so big" "your'e right, it kinda looks like a Loaf of Bread" "yeh, he's got a
LOBH"
top loaf of bread
by Pxrla on Oct 08, 2019 02:37:43
Loaf Bread
by Mr.Endurance on Mar 18, 2014 03:03:56
Example:
Guy 1- "Man, last night, I was really loaf
breading this chick hard, you should really try it."
Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading
Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with
bread crumbs over your dick."
Guy 2- ".....Dude, your
food fetish really freaks me out."
A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
by Wicked Witch of the West on Feb 28, 2009 22:14:01
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler on Sep 23, 2023 02:31:38
A loaf of bread,
a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities
exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means:
In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
Example:
Husband:
“A
loaf of bread,
a jug of wine and thou.”
Wife:
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need
in this moment is you.