resignitis
by Viscomte on Jun 30, 2017 18:04:54
A mysterious ailment that afflicts workers who have
resigned but are working out their notice. It presents with minor symptoms and results in
patchy attendance in the time leading up to their last day.
Example:
Where's
Tom today?
Well, next
Friday is his last day here, but he's been off all week so far with a bad
case of resignitis.
resignation
by Senpai_ on Oct 26, 2017 03:32:21
Example:
Sally announced her resignation.
resigned
by Almost Amazerful on May 09, 2009 07:11:33
resignate
by C. A. Matthews on Jan 21, 2007 23:37:02
verb. To force or otherwise cause the
resignation of someone or something.
Resignation, meaning to leave a
held position, usually of some power.
Resign
by Diggity Monkeez on Feb 02, 2005 07:03:50
Example:
Spiro Agnew retired from his vice-presidential position because of all the jokes that the
Cabinet made about his first name.
resignator
by Sergio Momarsh on Aug 14, 2007 17:57:54
1. Any person who like U.S. President George W. Bush, the RESIGNATOR, allows for the entire support apparatus to collapse beneath themselves, all the while facing forward, unblinking and determined never to admit even the slightest of mistakes. The confidence terminator, the general public dis-regarder, earning the name every day through a new resignation announcement from unlimited numbers of close advisers including but not limited to: the Brownies, the generals, the attorneys, the Colin Powell's, the Donald Rumsfeld's, the staffers, the appointees etc. 2. The man who allowed his own brain to resign from duty before the job was done (Karl Rove aka Bush's Brain), the giver upper, the man who won't change his mind about anything at all ever, but allows it to check out early while his body stays at work.
Example:
I watched as the resignator reloaded his pen and
put it to yet another
pink slip, he marked it with the infamous capital 'R' as his stamp, and placed it on the top of the tall pink
paper stack, then paused to consider filling out his own...
resignated
by rezidoodoo on Dec 28, 2009 00:49:48
Example:
Man, this joint
done got all resignated. I can't hit the
sum bitch and now I
got shit on my lip. Origin: South Eastern United States
testicular resignation
by Penelope Storm on Aug 03, 2011 13:34:22
when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in
magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit
when the testicles
resign because they
get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole
Example:
Peter officially gave his
Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in
magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think
I'm nuts."
Resignate
by Artemisia123 on Apr 23, 2019 00:37:09
Example:
I told my Trump supporting
uncle that I
resignated with his views because I was stuck in his house and had
no choice.