Lazy Fuck Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Lazy Fuck

When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.

Lazy Fuckness

by Rachv1016 on Mar 12, 2010 09:15:23

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.

Example:
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"

lazy fuck

by authOOr on Oct 17, 2006 06:26:27

A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job

or

someone having sex, but too lazy to move.

Example:
Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.

lazy fuck

by Sawyertt on Dec 06, 2010 14:16:15

The act of falling asleep while she's on top.

Example:
Don't get mad at me, it's your fault that I'm such a lazy fuck.

A lazy fuck

by Ovinor on Feb 01, 2011 16:40:38

When you don't have the energy to put in an effort, but just want to get laid.

Example:
Bitch complaining: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

Man thinking: I can fuck like a pornstar, but I just want a lazy fuck.

She didn't deserve more than a lazy fuck.

Lazy fuck boy

by Boo boo channel on Apr 12, 2016 05:26:39

A good for nothing sloth ass mother fucker who looks like a wilderbeast and needs to go back to Alabama.

Example:
Look at that... That lazy fuck boy needs some milk.

Lazy as fuck

by cruello on Mar 06, 2018 22:18:06

That's you, you worthless bastard. A person who is so lazy he needs someone to send LMGTFY for LMGTFY.

Example:
You are lazy as fuck; you would die in starvation if food stops falling to your mouth.

lazy eye fucking

by Lizzayyyy on May 29, 2008 06:55:17

when a man is fucking a girl but hes lazy eye spazes out and he gets nervous and the penis slips out hittin the girl in the face cause ejaculation fluid to hit her in the eye causing her to have a lazy eye(then u choke her) and keep going

Example:
while doing lazy eye fucking the eye spazes out hitting christina mount in the face

fucking lazy

by M3RC1FULCAMERON on Oct 05, 2013 12:51:39

Compound adjective: Fucking lazy describes someone that is extremely lazy. It intensifies too lazy to live so much so that someone who is fucking lazy couldn't event die without doing it for them. People that are fucking lazy may also fall into the category of manipulative bastard.

Example:
Bill is so fucking lazy that he couldn't even crawl up in a ditch and die.

Lazy-ass fuck

by AlabamaBaby on Apr 08, 2021 10:14:25

A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.

On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.

Example:
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!

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