lazy as fuck Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

lazy as fuck

That's you, you worthless bastard. A person who is so lazy he needs someone to send LMGTFY for LMGTFY.

lazy eye fucking

by Lizzayyyy on May 29, 2008 06:55:17

when a man is fucking a girl but hes lazy eye spazes out and he gets nervous and the penis slips out hittin the girl in the face cause ejaculation fluid to hit her in the eye causing her to have a lazy eye(then u choke her) and keep going

Example:
while doing lazy eye fucking the eye spazes out hitting christina mount in the face

Lazy-ass fuck

by AlabamaBaby on Apr 08, 2021 10:14:25

A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.

On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.

Example:
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!

lazy fat fuck

by Mark on Aug 07, 2004 11:49:34

put clothes straight from the washing machine into the clothes dryer especially when its a perfect day
see putrid monster in law umpa lumpa chicken pig

Example:
no ones home no one will know i cant be bothered walking all that way to the clothes line and fumbling down 2 stairs it must be all of 15 metres to get there oh i so fuckn fat and lazy ill just run their power bill up to the hilt and in the mean time i will check out whats on offer down at the food halls

A lazy fuck

by Ihateyourhatbutimnotgonnatellu on Apr 22, 2019 11:37:46

When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.

Example:
I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.

Lazy Fuckness

by Rachv1016 on Mar 12, 2010 09:15:23

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.

Example:
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"

lazy fuck

by authOOr on Oct 17, 2006 06:26:27

A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job

or

someone having sex, but too lazy to move.

Example:
Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.

lazy fuck

by Sawyertt on Dec 06, 2010 14:16:15

The act of falling asleep while she's on top.

Example:
Don't get mad at me, it's your fault that I'm such a lazy fuck.

A lazy fuck

by Ovinor on Feb 01, 2011 16:40:38

When you don't have the energy to put in an effort, but just want to get laid.

Example:
Bitch complaining: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

Man thinking: I can fuck like a pornstar, but I just want a lazy fuck.

She didn't deserve more than a lazy fuck.

Lazy fuck boy

by Boo boo channel on Apr 12, 2016 05:26:39

A good for nothing sloth ass mother fucker who looks like a wilderbeast and needs to go back to Alabama.

Example:
Look at that... That lazy fuck boy needs some milk.

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