lazy fuck
A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a joborsomeone having sex, but too lazy to move.A lazy fuck
When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.
Lazy Fuckness
Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.
Example:
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"
A lazy fuck
Example:
Bitch complaining: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
Man thinking: I can fuck like a pornstar, but I just want a lazy fuck.
She didn't deserve more than a lazy fuck.
Bitch complaining: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
Man thinking: I can fuck like a pornstar, but I just want a lazy fuck.
She didn't deserve more than a lazy fuck.
Lazy fuck boy
A good for nothing sloth ass mother fucker who looks like a wilderbeast and needs to go back to Alabama.
Lazy as fuck
That's you, you worthless bastard. A person who is so lazy he needs someone to send LMGTFY for LMGTFY.
lazy eye fucking
when a man is fucking a girl but hes lazy eye spazes out and he gets nervous and the penis slips out hittin the girl in the face cause ejaculation fluid to hit her in the eye causing her to have a lazy eye(then u choke her) and keep going
fucking lazy
Compound adjective: Fucking lazy describes someone that is extremely lazy. It intensifies too lazy to live so much so that someone who is fucking lazy couldn't event die without doing it for them. People that are fucking lazy may also fall into the category of manipulative bastard.
Lazy-ass fuck
A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
Example:
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!