Man Gravy
The juices exerted from a man's body, especially during
Yuletide, in the winter, and immediately following Lent. Single men are the largest contributors of
unconfined Man Gravy, which can be a major problem if the resources to
clean up Man Gravy are not at hand. Some find the taste and smell of Man Gravy too much to resist, and can often be found using Man Gravy for everything from condiments to new fashion styles. Can also be used for painting, and with proper preparation, sculpting. Also refered to as "The (Insert Male Subject's Name)'s Special"
Man Gravy
by Alfsonso on Mar 18, 2010 11:07:10
Example:
"Oh man. I didn't know it was gonna get so hot outside today when I put on them long pants to golf in. When I slipped 'em off I had some nasty Man Gravy
brewin' in my drawers"
"Old gal went down to take care of my business but when she caught a
whiff of my Man Gray she
bailed"
Man Gravy
by Man Gravy on Mar 08, 2014 08:35:53
The end product of
a dude's failure to wipe his ass well enough. Remnant fecal matter is spread around between the ass cheeks creating a warm
vegemite paste of shit that becomes too uncomfortable to ignore. Particularly bad on hot days or when exercising. Often leads to shit streaks in the underwear.
Dudes - wipe your ass. You shouldn't have to go back after an hour and to clean out the man
gravy.
Example:
(While running) Fuck - I didn't wipe good enough and now I've got
man gravy.
Girl to boy: Dude, no WAY an I going down there. I smell man gravy.
One dude to another, observing a
fidgety dude: That guy must have some
angry man gravy going on.
man gravy
by Harry Manback on Nov 30, 2006 11:46:10
man gravy
by Josh on Jan 31, 2004 17:53:52
man gravy
by Hot Karl on Jul 15, 2003 07:46:57
black man's gravy
by actionlad on Nov 15, 2005 05:17:46
Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy (with Beef Wellington)
by Molly on Feb 01, 2005 19:56:39
When you place a large helping of
mashed potatoes into the ass crack of your individual of choice. Then you spray your "Man-Gravy" onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner's ass. If
Beef Wellington is involved, the partner shits into the
Mashed Potatoes the entire load.
Example:
Kyle iinvited me over for dinner. He failed to tell me that
Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy was to be our dessert. Of course, I surprised him with a
little Beef Wellington on the side.
One man's meat, another man's gravy.
by LenSeaside on Jan 25, 2025 19:07:22
A nice twist on one mans meat, another man's poison. Where neither option is that bad. Invites thought , laughter and useful for pub banter.
Originated in the
pubs of
South London in the
1940s.
Example:
I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"
One man's meat, another
man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."