Man Gravy

The juices exerted from a man's body, especially during Yuletide, in the winter, and immediately following Lent. Single men are the largest contributors of unconfined Man Gravy, which can be a major problem if the resources to clean up Man Gravy are not at hand. Some find the taste and smell of Man Gravy too much to resist, and can often be found using Man Gravy for everything from condiments to new fashion styles. Can also be used for painting, and with proper preparation, sculpting. Also refered to as "The (Insert Male Subject's Name)'s Special"



Man Gravy
Accumulation of sweaty, stinky "man funk" in male groin area after a long day in hot clothing.
Example:
"Oh man. I didn't know it was gonna get so hot outside today when I put on them long pants to golf in. When I slipped 'em off I had some nasty Man Gravy brewin' in my drawers"

"Old gal went down to take care of my business but when she caught a whiff of my Man Gray she bailed"


Man Gravy
The end product of a dude's failure to wipe his ass well enough. Remnant fecal matter is spread around between the ass cheeks creating a warm vegemite paste of shit that becomes too uncomfortable to ignore. Particularly bad on hot days or when exercising. Often leads to shit streaks in the underwear.

Dudes - wipe your ass. You shouldn't have to go back after an hour and to clean out the man gravy.
Example:
(While running) Fuck - I didn't wipe good enough and now I've got man gravy.

Girl to boy: Dude, no WAY an I going down there. I smell man gravy.

One dude to another, observing a fidgety dude: That guy must have some angry man gravy going on.


man gravy
End result of leaving a fourteen year old boy at home alone for two+ hours with unblocked Internet access.
Example:
Tommy spent ten minutes cleaning his man gravy off of the keyboard.


Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy (with Beef Wellington)
When you place a large helping of mashed potatoes into the ass crack of your individual of choice. Then you spray your "Man-Gravy" onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner's ass. If Beef Wellington is involved, the partner shits into the Mashed Potatoes the entire load.
Example:
Kyle iinvited me over for dinner. He failed to tell me that Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy was to be our dessert. Of course, I surprised him with a little Beef Wellington on the side.


One man's meat, another man's gravy.
A nice twist on one mans meat, another man's poison. Where neither option is that bad. Invites thought , laughter and useful for pub banter.

Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.
Example:
I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."


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