Marry me

Usually in online communications, when one person says something very clever/funny at the same time to a person who was asking a stupid question. A third person may acknowledge the replier's effort by saying "Marry me!", effectively praising him/her on the cleverness of the reply.



Marry me
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Example:
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Marry me!
An expression one may use when attempting to deflect or avoid a conversation. The person saying this expression may also be attempting to make it look like the other person (in the conversation) is saying something ridiculous.

Originated by Mae "Maeby" Fünke on the television series, "Arrested Development".
Example:
1) Michael: ...Why aren’t you in school right now?
Maeby: Marry me!

2) (Mort takes Maeby's book report thinking it's a movie treatment)
Mort Meyers: What's this? So, you're this Funke everyone's been talking about. You can't be more than what? Fifteen?
Mae "Maeby" Fünke: (laughing nervously) Marry me!


marry me
The breast size between "damn" and "noooo way those are real", typically about 34DD. Involuntarily spoken by impressed men.
Example:
Dave stepped into the elevator next to a hottie with an amazing rack. "Marry me" he said involuntarily.


Marry Me
A finalising act - two which two participants, who are immensely, irrevocably and inevitably in love with one another to "seal the deal" - i.e. Chelsea Macfarlane and Riaz Amin.

To which his psychotic ex cannot get in the way of, lmao hoebag.

I love you 😂

21.04.16❤️
Example:
chelsea adored it every time the words "marry me" uttered from Riaz's lips.


Will you marry me
uh who are u, no lol
Example:
(romantic music playing while the sun sets)

dude : “Hey bebehgarl I have been waiting all my entire 9 lives just to say this, Will you marry me?”

person : “uh who are u, no lol

background : “oh no they rejected them too bad so sad


National marry me day
Ask your lover to marry you,
Or ask your best bud to platonically marry you, you can also use this date to confess to ur loved one
Example:
National marry me day is about appreciating your loved one


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