Mashed potato's

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.



mashed potatoes
Mashed potatoes at a party. Part of a larger expression of derision.
Example:
"Shit... if I knew it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"


Mashed Potato
n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen
Example:
I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.


mashing potatoes
The act of stuffing a potato into a woman's vagina and having sex with her until it is mashed. Eating the potatoes is then optional.
Example:
I was mashing potatoes with your mom last night.


mashing potatoes
Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection
Example:
"Man, Dana was mashing potatoes all night long"


The Mashed Potato
A sexual maneuver whereby a male inserts or "mashes" his soft penis into a woman's vagina. The penis then becomes erect, leading to the term "baked potato." This term comes from the song "Do You Love Me?" by The Contours. In the song, they sing "I can mash potato." Originally an arcane dance form, this term has taken on new meanings in the bedroom. This term was coined in a Minneapolis basement by three men playing ping pong.
Example:
Steve: You give her the mashed potato?

Mike: Nah, man. I was already hard.

Steve: Yeah, it's a difficult move. The only way to really do it is if it's the seventh time for sex that day.

Mike: Or you could not be into vaginas.

Steve: True


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