Math teacher

-noun- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them



Math teacher
Someone who is guaranteed to make your life a living hell, however this part of hell is known as school, in a math class your sanity is drained and you want to die.
Example:
Me: “Hello Mr. *insert Math teachers name here* we are going to be late if you don’t let us out of class.
Teacher; don’t check your watch. You’re not leaving.

Me; NOOOOOO


Math teacher
Math is basically a class that you have to take. The teacher is usually near illiterate and hates the kid that proves them wrong. They also have an accent and would be behind schedule before school started.
Example:
" Yo have you seen our new "Math Teacher".
"yea I know she totally sucks"


Math Teacher
A male or female teacher who makes your life a living hell, ruins your year, and smiles at you while doing it.
Example:
Student: Bruh my math teacher just ruined my life.
Teacher: Im giving extra homework to all talkers.
Student: Fuck.


Math Teacher
A person (although you may doubt that they're actually human at times), hired and paid to torture young children between the ages of 7-18, usually using creative and meaningless methods you will forget instantaneously after the torture session and never have to use again in your life. This will occur in a special section of Hell labeled "School", where you will also be subjected to various other attempts to steal your mental stability; although math class is most certainly the one you have to be most wary of.
Example:
Administration: "What methods of torture do you have planned for today, Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert evil sounding name here*?
Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert same evil sounding name used above here*: "I was thinking of Pre-Calc and maybe a sprinkle of algebra and geometry to really get them crying"
Administration: "Sounds like a fantastic idea! Remember though, make sure to assign more homework to them than you actually have to just to make sure that their stress is at an all time high! We wouldn't want to get one-upped by the psychiatric ward like we did last time."


Math Teacher
A person with the sole purpose to make your life and education more difficult - often causing mental and in some extreme cases physical illnesses.
Example:
Student: Hi Math Teacher, how are you doing?
Math Teacher: Hello y/n, I see that you are enjoying your day, let me just ruin it really quick <3


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