Middle Ages
Probably one of the most misunderstood times in history. While it is true that there were many things wrong with the middle ages, such as people getting sick more often or wrongful execution of
innocents, they
didn't happen nearly as often as mainstream culture would like to portray it. (That is to say, EVERY TIME).Also poor people weren't starving or depressed. English peasants would eat SALMON every day, because guess what? They lived near rivers! (DUH) And the children played every day in
the fields or in said rivers and would also help their parents work the fields and around the house. Also, nobody gave a fuck about social media, everything you needed to know, you learned from your neighbors.
middle ages
by social_studies_words on Feb 02, 2014 09:50:27
Example:
some people from the MIDDLE AGES were
Marco Polo (european explorer) and
Kublai Khan (friend of Marco Polo)
middle age
by Vermont Ferret on Jul 14, 2005 11:46:24
The period of a person's life that falls between youth and wishing you would
fucking die. For some the line between middle age and
old age is very thin.
Richard Nixon was born middle aged; Madonna achieved middle age when she became irrelevant; Dick Cheney bypassed middle age and went straight to old age as fast as he could get there.
Example:
My dad and mom still think they're young, but
the sad truth is they hit middle age early in life and won't
admit it.
middle aged
by An English Major on Jan 26, 2012 13:35:12
i. a period between
early adulthood and
old age, anywhere from 30 to 65 years old.
ii. Something most people will not admit to being. (It sucks to be older than
29...)
Example:
The man was middle-aged, though he loathed to
admit it.
My students
make fun of me by calling me middle aged, though I am
29 forever...
Middle aged
by Subtropical 1021 on Nov 09, 2021 10:48:07
When someone is between the
ages of
35 and
60.
Example:
A man is middle aged after he turns 35 by many of today’s more rational young people, today’s youth who are
pricks would consider a
36 year old an old person at the end of their
life cycle though unfortunately.
middle aged slang
by Angelacia on May 26, 2007 09:59:07
What's in a middle-aged person's vocabulary from when they were pretty young things. it is exceptionally obvious when a.) the
oldie in question is presenting a motivational speech to a bunch of bored high school kids and wants them to think they are 'hap'nin' but doesn't know the correct speech anymore, b.) when said oldie decided to write a 'convincing' teen novel. Is also apparent on the 'made for teens' websites you have to visit for school, where you're so
enraptured in
the hip language that you don't realize you're learning! *yay*
Example:
Let's read an exerpt of my new motivational book for teens:
Kyle: What's up
Verne, you're looking
tubular today!
Verne: Man, hey! Don't block my style. Anyway, I was wondering if you'd heard of the totally far-out website that helps teens like us help kids all over the world.
Kyle: Man, what a trip! Let's start making a difference!
(
Communal gags from all under-85's at the blatant use of middle aged slang)
Middle Aged Cack
by mrman112 on Feb 25, 2020 23:27:51
middle aged dangle
by D'Lila Joy on Oct 20, 2015 04:38:02
Old man
saggy nuts. As the years go by gravity takes it toll. The ball sack stretches longer from the weight of
the nuts. Some old men can actually sway their hips and wrap their nuts around their leg like a
tether ball pole.
Example:
He got a new car and a face lift but once I saw that middle aged dangle I knew he was freakin old!
His nuts looked like two golf balls in a nylon sock.
old man
saggy nuts long balls saggy sack tea-bags
middle aged scowl
by Vurdluver on Sep 20, 2009 00:02:47
The
perpetual frown and down-turned corners of the mouth of a person usually over 35, displaying sadness, depression, or disappointment. The
antonym of a smile.
Example:
"I saw
Midge the other day.
Poor thing she's lost her
bloom. She had such a middle aged scowl."
middle age speech
by joecoolthefool on Mar 01, 2016 00:29:40
Example:
I hate when I read the
comment section after an
article and some tool uses 'methinks' to express his viewpoint in a
condescending way. That middle age speech drives me crazy.