Moose-knuckle

A man's version of a camel toe. The result of wearing spandex, or pants that are way too tight--resulting in an unsightly bulge of his junk.



Moose Knuckles
When a guy gets a wedgie between his balls and leg. Similar to a camel toe except for guys.
Example:
Dude u have moose knuckles


moose knuckle
Male version of a camel toe; nad splitter ; testicle wedgie.
Example:
Damn, did you see the moose knuckle on that old geezer? If his pants weren't hiked up to his armpits them nads would be dragging the dirt.


Moose knuckle
Example:
Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?

Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.

Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???

Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?

Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!


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