Moose-knuckle
A man's version of a camel toe. The result of wearing spandex, or pants that are way too tight--resulting in an unsightly bulge of his junk.Moose Knuckles
moose knuckle
Moose Knuckles
Example:
Omg did you see Ben's moose knuckles on last night's episode of Family Feud? Those things were fucking massive! How'd he even get those pants on?
Omg did you see Ben's moose knuckles on last night's episode of Family Feud? Those things were fucking massive! How'd he even get those pants on?
moose knuckle
Example:
Damn, did you see the moose knuckle on that old geezer? If his pants weren't hiked up to his armpits them nads would be dragging the dirt.
Damn, did you see the moose knuckle on that old geezer? If his pants weren't hiked up to his armpits them nads would be dragging the dirt.
moose knuckle
moose knuckle
Example:
That guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a fanny pack gone wrong.
That guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a fanny pack gone wrong.
Moose knuckle
Example:
Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?
Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.
Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???
Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?
Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!
Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?
Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.
Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???
Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?
Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!