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My Cow

The act of sucking one's udders whilst the other moans moo in a loud, grotesque manner

Oh my cow!

by imcoollikethatandyouknowit on Nov 20, 2011 08:38:31

A phrase originally generated by the only, Anais B, and her friend Natalie M who accidentally said "Oh my cow!" as an excited statement accidentally mixing "Holy Cow!" and "Oh my God!"

Example:
Oh my cow! That shirt's so cool!

My Cows My Meat

by sandwichofchicken on Mar 31, 2021 10:34:20

“My Cows My Meat” refers to the ideology of one having ownership over the meat of his/her cows. This motto is not only terrible, but is also extremely unfunny. Any pathetic person who uses this figure of speech should be banished from society forever.

Example:
Kirk: “I swear it will be funny this time”
Sheen: “No it won’t”
Kirk: “My Cows My Me-“
Sheen: “SHUT THE FUCK UP. MY COWS MY MEAT IS NOT FUNNY AND NEVER WILL BE.”

My Cows My Meat

by ShmeatLover XD on Mar 27, 2021 03:53:26

This revolutionary ideology helps to answer one of the most controversial questions in the field of farming revolving the usage of one’s cattle. This phrase is often used to represent the belief that whomever the cattle or livestock belongs to initially shall then be entitled to reap the benefits and resulting products of said cattle. This concept has recently resurfaced in both the farming industry in addition to mainstream society, due to its newly found popular standing within pop culture, and frequent usage among well-known rappers.

Example:
Warren: I am going to consume some of the edible products resulting from your collection of livestock, if you don’t mind.

Travis: Nay sire, for you know my motto is My Cows My Meat, I will not be gifting you with the products from my cattle today or any other day.

oh my cow

by Meghan Scarborough on Apr 19, 2008 23:31:15

an exclamation of surprise

origin: "Oh my cow" began at a strict religious school in Florida when a student received demerits for saying "Holy cow!" Cows apparently were not holy to them.

Example:
Oh my cow! You're kidding me! No Way!

My Cows My Meat

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian on Dec 12, 2021 18:32:19

The phrase that pimps like to say to establish their territory in the pimp world. Cows referring to the hooker and meat referring to their clients.

Example:
*in a bar*

Pablo: So I see you also like to pimp as a side hustle
Diego: Yeah, whatsittoya
Pablo: I'm a pimp too. I'll tell you what, I'll pay you some thicc moolah if you let some of your hookers work for me
Diego: Hey look man, My Cows My Meat
Pablo: no u
Diego: NO U!

My Cows Can Fly

by MyCowsCanFly on Feb 07, 2007 04:51:50

Flying cows are extremely rare, of course. This is an expression of supreme self-confidence. One who is able to "steer" the conversation without being a "bully". This may seem "udderly" ridiculous but it's still "hay-larious".

Example:
"Sure, my cows can fly. They need two seats and don't fly as much as they use to but sure, they can fly."

"Oh yea? My cows can fly."

momo my moomoo cow

by iminlovewithbeiberballs on Jan 08, 2022 07:42:49

the coolest moomoo cow you’ll ever meet. they got that drip drip💪🏼 you can use this when you see someone who is super cool and reminds you of a cow, because cows are adorable.

Example:
Look, it’s my favourite cutie pie, momo my moomoo cow!

My cow

by Munchie Hanson on Mar 12, 2017 02:09:12

A pointless game played during a car ride where one spots a cow, says my cow and therefore owns that cow or multiple cows. The person that calls the most cows is the winner

Example:
Have you played my cow before, it sucks.

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