Oh my goodness
When you wanna say “Oh my god” but your mom is next to you and you know she will say “don’t use gods name in vain” Being the appropriate respectful child you are you say oh my goodness and you mom gives you that fake smile really meaning I dare you to say oh my god.oh my goodness
oh my goodness!
Example:
Oh my goodness, did you see the size of those grapefruits? And they're on such a small fruit stand!
Amanda, oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness, did you see the size of those grapefruits? And they're on such a small fruit stand!
Amanda, oh my goodness!
Oh My Goodness
Example:
Oh my goodness, did you see the size of those grapefruits? And they're on such a small fruit stand!
Amanda, oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness, did you see the size of those grapefruits? And they're on such a small fruit stand!
Amanda, oh my goodness!
oh my goodness!
Example:
Oh my goodness, did you see the size of those grapefruits? And they're on such a small fruit stand!
Amanda, oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness, did you see the size of those grapefruits? And they're on such a small fruit stand!
Amanda, oh my goodness!
Oh My Goodness
Since men have terms such as spiderman, bloody snowball, and superman, we women decided that we need a sexual move of our own. An "Oh My Goodness" is while having sex in the missionary position, right before the male orgasms, the female punches the man in the face and yells "OH MY GOODNESS" one must make sure that the "OH MY GOODNESS" is yelled in a high pitch scream. Hey if they can cum on our back and then punch us in the head, why the heck cant we punch them in the face before they cum?
Example:
I decided to hook up with my ex boyfriend and to use this move. My ex boyfriend always makes a crazy face before he cums. I knew this so I wanted us to have sex in the missionary position. Right as he was making the face, I punched him in the nose and yelled "OH MY GOODNESS!"
I decided to hook up with my ex boyfriend and to use this move. My ex boyfriend always makes a crazy face before he cums. I knew this so I wanted us to have sex in the missionary position. Right as he was making the face, I punched him in the nose and yelled "OH MY GOODNESS!"
oh my goodness gracious
Another way of saying, "I wan't to have sex with that/you." This is typically used in tenor gifs and spammed all over Discord.
Oh My Goodness, it's a potato
An exclamation used when a potato is shown to a person who is very easily surprised and/or easily impressionable.
Example:
Oh my goodness, It's a potato! This is so intense, my bowels are contracting with this excitement.
Oh my goodness, It's a potato! This is so intense, my bowels are contracting with this excitement.