OAF

Old as f*ck.



OAF
Short for 'Open Ass Fart', To OAF is when you hold your butt cheeks open and fart. With your butt cheeks spread your butthole opens and makes a quiet wind noise but the deadly smell will consume the room.
Example:
'Omg look it's Jenny and her friends, they're always so mean to me'
'Why don't you go over and OAF at them? That'll teach them'
'You know what, why not!'


OAF
An acronym for 'Old as fuck' - Pronounced as spelled.

Used to describe an old person, also usually a luddite.
Example:
Damn - Your dad had to call you from his house phone to ask you how to send a txt on his cell phone? He must be OAF!


OAF
Old As Fuck. This is also another term for 'Stale'. When someone tells a joke or story and you have already heard it a thousand times.
Example:
That comedian Basket Mouth needs to get his game up. All his jokes are OAF these days.

Nna ehn! My oga at the top just dey nack me joke turn turn. I just the laugh but all the joke na so so OAF sha but I still dey laugh. Man need that promotion.


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