ON THE COUCH Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

ON THE COUCH

The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.

couched

by adamshane on Oct 07, 2011 10:12:52

(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

Example:
Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.

couch

by Dubiks on Jan 01, 2019 06:10:31

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

Example:
couches are total ass magnets

couch

by studio d on Sep 30, 2005 00:39:32

Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.

Example:
After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.

couch

by Imelda Czechs on May 07, 2013 05:31:02

A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.

Example:
Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.

Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.

You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.

I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.

I bought my dog a couch.

On the couch

by natasha the sleuth on Mar 19, 2009 01:29:37

In therapy; undergoing talk therapy with a mental heath professional, traditionally psychoanalysis.

Example:
Ben's been on the couch since he was 13, but he still hates his father.

couch

by Erik da Red on Jul 12, 2003 10:06:39

when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)

Example:
I knew for sure Jen wanted to fuck when she started couching me at Lisa's party

couch it

by Fast Bobby on Feb 18, 2004 05:50:01

To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.

Example:
1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!

2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!

couche

by gimmeSomeBread on Jan 22, 2009 09:04:30

a mix between a cunt and a douche.

Example:
sally you are such a couche.

couch

by slightly disturbed on Feb 09, 2008 04:47:14

the second best thing to use next to the bed ;)

Example:
lets go have some fun on te couch =D

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